Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[IronFist]

migraines

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So this nikka done got amother thot pregnant
married her
move to her home state
she shows her thot nature
he leaves
come back to Texas
Filed for divorce
All under a year

And she telling him he will never see the kid again



I swear man
now u got 2 kids that other men will be discipling
and ain't shyt u can do about it




Have kids brahs
and get married

 

[Illuminatos]

Why are these North Face hoodies so damn baggy?

This shyt is a size small but it fits like it's a damn large. Never again.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

There are two types of people in this world: those who eat at Chipotle, and those who eat at Panera.

I don't fukk with you if you're one of the former. We bout that Panera Bread lifestyle outchea.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Just fukked my girl at work

 

[PortCityProphet]

This Asian chick I work with bout to get me caught up. Flirting and ish. She ain't got a body for anything but damn she cute

Got a date with a woman 9 years my elder tonight. Gonna be interesting

 

[So-Chi]

financial planners are something else..the dude who I hired to be all up in my financials (he also happens to the son of the CEO of the company I work..networking) has given me more focus..esp for plans in the near future

That's what I do

 

[PortCityProphet]

That's what I do

I was talking to one while I was out working the other day. Bruh pulled up in a Benz and a nice suit. I was like im 25 what do I need to do to prepare for retirement (that's why we were interviewing him) he handed me his card and said call me game is to be sold not told.
I wanted some free tips tho

 

[So-Chi]

I was talking to one while I was out working the other day. Bruh pulled up in a Benz and a nice suit. I was like im 25 what do I need to do to prepare for retirement (that's why we were interviewing him) he handed me his card and said call me game is to be sold not told.
I wanted some free tips tho

1. Plan for retirement, breh... that's all you'll get for free from us

















Kidding...take your income, add a 5% increase every 3 years until the age you want to retire, and that's how much you can estimate you'll need in today's dollars for retirement. That'll help you take it serious..

 

[Johnny Vulture]

Breh we can change the style of our page?

Am I the last person to discover this??

Modern Blue

 

[Momentum]

Tired of the passive aggressiveness of these feminist cac bytches

I'm driving infront of a store today, stop to let this pedestrian and her child walk infront and she absolutely refused to walk. I ended up parking but I know what that was about because Ive read it online. Some cac women refuse to let a black person tell them what to do, and that whole pedestrian thing angers them.

I got out the car and yelled "real cute, racist bytch." But that's all I could do. Still burning me inside. If it was a man hands would have been thrown.....

Just needed to let that off.

 

[Mr210]

I normally dont mess with energy drinks but had to scoop our 2 rockstars for the next 2 nights

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

walked by this fine ass girl at the grocery today, she smelled so fukking good i damn near fainted, sweet baby jesus

 

[iBrowse]

I specifically told her that the movie is at 9:15 and she still needs another 15 minutes to get ready

 

[Dwolf]

I specifically told her that the movie is at 9:15 and she still needs another 15 minutes to get ready

Sounds like she don't want to see the movie