I'm at work, on the tarmac, working with planes. It was 96 degrees outside yesterday.
I'm walking with my friend and I stop by a cooler and fill my (2.5 inch in diameter/3 inch in height) cup with water, then I poured it in on my face, you get so much gunk on your face from those engines blowing in your face.
My station manager (the head guy in charge): Hey Fox, why don't you use the mister instead?
I looked over and my supervisor is there too, I don't like the idea of the mister and them suggesting it because I feel like they have some weird white fetish to see me in it, mainly because they have authority and after working they would like to see me cool myself off in this thing like a pig does with mud.
Me: no, I'm cool, thank you.
My supervisor: so you would rather just waste everybody's water?
Me: I am everybody.
Shut him up and walked off.
Funny because my station manager who sits in his office all day comes out in slacks and a polo and gets on the belt loader (its ran out of battery), while my supervisor and a few other coworkers push it so he can steer it in the right direction.

I told my friend "man this picture depicts and summarizes everything that capitalist America is about, its disgusting"