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I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
You were our top candidate, until i saw some test press conference footage where the camera had to tilt upward every few minutes to follow the trajectory of your hairline in real time. Eventually we were on top looking downThankfully you have a nicely shaped head, but your hairline has commitment issues. We cant take a chance on that.
We're in talks with congress to pass anti hairline legislation. We're calling it no hairline left behind. Soon your discrimination will be illegal

#AllHairlinesMatter
