Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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i been shadowballin like shep*
Dreamzeedream
Banned
I just met lil durk at my job
Me:
Lil Duuurrkk
Lil durk:doesnt say a word Keeps walking pass while looking down at the ground.
I walk closer to em and stuck out my hand and told em i was a fan and we shook up and kept it moving. I look up at his homie and he got the
face trying to hold in his laugh and when he walked passed me,he gone turn around and tell durk "They speaking to you" like he was surprised that i knew who he was.Durk ignored em tho(i dint hear say anything) he looked like something was bothering him tho. I had to changed the recycling bin, i turned around for a minute. And seen durk staring at me, i just finshed what i was doing, they what bought and left
Me:
Lil DuuurrkkLil durk:doesnt say a word Keeps walking pass while looking down at the ground.
I walk closer to em and stuck out my hand and told em i was a fan and we shook up and kept it moving. I look up at his homie and he got the
face trying to hold in his laugh and when he walked passed me,he gone turn around and tell durk "They speaking to you" like he was surprised that i knew who he was.Durk ignored em tho(i dint hear say anything) he looked like something was bothering him tho. I had to changed the recycling bin, i turned around for a minute. And seen durk staring at me, i just finshed what i was doing, they what bought and left
This site became alot more enjoyable when I stopped taking it seriously.
It's actually funny.
People sigging negative posts of mine just to get a rise out of me. I just give em a pos rep to confuse em and keep it moving.
People throwing insults at me to get me all homotional and in an online yelling match where nobody wins. I will just say..."good one sir" and keep it moving.
This site provides me so much humor.
People speculating things about my life that couldnt be any further from the truth.
People trying to get entertainment from me cause they're bored.
I have the most obssessed fanbase on here. The best stans.
I really got people who think I should be in a loony bin
I really have people telling me to seek professional help as if I'm some danger to society...when I dont even have a criminal record.
I really have people getting all riled up over some words on a damn screen. Omg. I actually find it hilarious and sad.
How many "Legacy needs help" have you made? Where i seriously just looked at it...laughed it off and went on my merry day enjoying life in new york city with my friends?
I've probably had the most amount of threads dedicated towards me. Someone who you probably will never meet...but if you do its probably gonna be all love and whatnot. No homo but I think no one is about that beef life offline (unless you is homo...which there is nothing wrong with). Especially when you realize how different people are in real life as supposed to a forum where communication is just blunt and not as intimate.
It's actually funny.
People sigging negative posts of mine just to get a rise out of me. I just give em a pos rep to confuse em and keep it moving.
People throwing insults at me to get me all homotional and in an online yelling match where nobody wins. I will just say..."good one sir" and keep it moving.
This site provides me so much humor.
People speculating things about my life that couldnt be any further from the truth.
People trying to get entertainment from me cause they're bored.
I have the most obssessed fanbase on here. The best stans.
I really got people who think I should be in a loony bin
I really have people telling me to seek professional help
as if I'm some danger to society...when I dont even have a criminal record. I really have people getting all riled up over some words on a damn screen. Omg. I actually find it hilarious and sad.
How many "Legacy needs help" have you made? Where i seriously just looked at it...laughed it off and went on my merry day enjoying life in new york city with my friends?
I've probably had the most amount of threads dedicated towards me. Someone who you probably will never meet...but if you do its probably gonna be all love and whatnot. No homo but I think no one is about that beef life offline (unless you is homo...which there is nothing wrong with). Especially when you realize how different people are in real life as supposed to a forum where communication is just blunt and not as intimate.
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This is why i no longer take no offense to being called "crazy" "insane" or whatever.
I just consider myself eccentric. But shyt. If we were all 100% sane wouldn't we be 100% boring?
This is why i no longer take no offense to being called "crazy" "insane" or whatever.
I just consider myself eccentric. But shyt. If we were all 100% sane wouldn't we be 100% boring?
I'm just gonna troll the coli now. I admitted it.
Just ran into Lavell Crawford and his road manager bout 30 mins ago 
Funny no fap story I found
Day 1: OK, I can handle this. Not so bad. I'm slightly more irritable. Snapped at my landlady when she asked where the rent was. Noticing that the girl who works
afternoons at the coffee shop has puffy nipples through her sheer top. How had I not seen that before. Normally I would head home and search “puffy nipple porn” and choke the chicken, but... let's read a good book instead.
Day 2: Woman across from me on the bus was wearing a skirt. She was sitting under the air conditioning vent, and the air kept blowing the skirt almost but not quite far up enough to see her panties. I couldn't look away. The bus hit a bump
and I saw my reflection in the window. My face looked like Private Pyle right before he blows away Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. Need to buy a pair of sunglasses.
Day 3: I bought a doughnut for breakfast. Found myself studying its shape before eating it, and realized I had an erection. A pink raspberry doughnut, flushed and swollen with rich moist frosting... fresh, still hot... so hot... her skin... SNAP OUT OF IT MAN
Day 4: Shapes on the walls... shadows... can't sleep. The coyotes howl in the night; their voices become the cries of women. The hot wind is fingers on
my neck. My erection refuses to subside; when a big truck goes by the vibrations make it resonate like a tuning fork. Last night it spoke to me. I saw a hideous purple-headed man with a face of impossible pain. “Please” he said, “please, for the love of God... kill me!” I reached out my hands to strangle him, before
reason found me. My own penis is my enemy. An elderly woman dropped her hairnet on the floor of the bus; I took it home and sniffed it for hours. Only 161 more days to go.
Day 5: ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO JACK NO JACK NO JACK NO JACK!!!!!!
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Good evening, and welcome to KTLA Eyewitness News. We begin tonight with a bizarre and disturbing story out of Echo Park, where a naked man was arrested after sexually assaulting Echo Lake's beloved mascot, Maria the goose. If you have children watching tonight, you'll want them to leave the room, as the
footage we're about to show you is extremely graphic...
Day 1: OK, I can handle this. Not so bad. I'm slightly more irritable. Snapped at my landlady when she asked where the rent was. Noticing that the girl who works
afternoons at the coffee shop has puffy nipples through her sheer top. How had I not seen that before. Normally I would head home and search “puffy nipple porn” and choke the chicken, but... let's read a good book instead.
Day 2: Woman across from me on the bus was wearing a skirt. She was sitting under the air conditioning vent, and the air kept blowing the skirt almost but not quite far up enough to see her panties. I couldn't look away. The bus hit a bump
and I saw my reflection in the window. My face looked like Private Pyle right before he blows away Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. Need to buy a pair of sunglasses.
Day 3: I bought a doughnut for breakfast. Found myself studying its shape before eating it, and realized I had an erection. A pink raspberry doughnut, flushed and swollen with rich moist frosting... fresh, still hot... so hot... her skin... SNAP OUT OF IT MAN
Day 4: Shapes on the walls... shadows... can't sleep. The coyotes howl in the night; their voices become the cries of women. The hot wind is fingers on
my neck. My erection refuses to subside; when a big truck goes by the vibrations make it resonate like a tuning fork. Last night it spoke to me. I saw a hideous purple-headed man with a face of impossible pain. “Please” he said, “please, for the love of God... kill me!” I reached out my hands to strangle him, before
reason found me. My own penis is my enemy. An elderly woman dropped her hairnet on the floor of the bus; I took it home and sniffed it for hours. Only 161 more days to go.
Day 5: ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO JACK NO JACK NO JACK NO JACK!!!!!!
**********
Good evening, and welcome to KTLA Eyewitness News. We begin tonight with a bizarre and disturbing story out of Echo Park, where a naked man was arrested after sexually assaulting Echo Lake's beloved mascot, Maria the goose. If you have children watching tonight, you'll want them to leave the room, as the
footage we're about to show you is extremely graphic...
:dctowels:
I was in a bad mood yesterday.
This site became alot more enjoyable when I stopped taking it seriously.
It's actually funny.
People sigging negative posts of mine just to get a rise out of me. I just give em a pos rep to confuse em and keep it moving.
People throwing insults at me to get me all homotional and in an online yelling match where nobody wins. I will just say..."good one sir" and keep it moving.
This site provides me so much humor.
People speculating things about my life that couldnt be any further from the truth.
People trying to get entertainment from me cause they're bored.
I have the most obssessed fanbase on here. The best stans.
I really got people who think I should be in a loony bin
I really have people telling me to seek professional help
I really have people getting all riled up over some words on a damn screen. Omg. I actually find it hilarious and sad.
How many "Legacy needs help" have you made? Where i seriously just looked at it...laughed it off and went on my merry day enjoying life in new york city with my friends?
I've probably had the most amount of threads dedicated towards me. Someone who you probably will never meet...but if you do its probably gonna be all love and whatnot. No homo but I think no one is about that beef life offline (unless you is homo...which there is nothing wrong with). Especially when you realize how different people are in real life as supposed to a forum where communication is just blunt and not as intimate.
The entitlement.
Poh SIti Dawn
Staying Positive, Getting Better Everyday. Holler!
I slept with one of those eye cover things last night. It worked good tbh.
Hijo de luna
Superstar
I feel a thousand times better when I don't drink or smoke on the weekends. Why do I keep doing that to myself
