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Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. And yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, or five times more? Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless...
 

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So receptionist just called my line

Her : Do you know there is cake down stairs

Me: Yea. EVERYONE has came and told me Im good thanks

Her : You dont want any? :lupe:

Me : Nah im good thanks

Her: *baby voice* but its yummy :dwillhuh:

Me: Im ok thanks for asking tho:beli:

Her : Ok theres plenty left in the box in the kitchen if you want some

*2 mins later*

Her: I cut you some cake Ill put in the fridge it has an orange lid

Me: Sure :beli:

Is it an insult if i dont take this shyt or what :mindblown: we got cakes and shyt almost every damn day what we celbratin b:mindblown:
 

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White people go fukking ham at county commission meetings. They fight every little thing they don't like in droves and they fight it as soon as they find out about it. As annoying as it is you got to respect it :wow:
 

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So receptionist just called my line

Her : Do you know there is cake down stairs

Me: Yea. EVERYONE has came and told me Im good thanks

Her : You dont want any? :lupe:

Me : Nah im good thanks

Her: *baby voice* but its yummy :dwillhuh:

Me: Im ok thanks for asking tho:beli:

Her : Ok theres plenty left in the box in the kitchen if you want some

*2 mins later*

Her: I cut you some cake Ill put in the fridge it has an orange lid

Me: Sure :beli:

Is it an insult if i dont take this shyt or what :mindblown: we got cakes and shyt almost every damn day what we celbratin b:mindblown:
They trying to make yall fat and give yall the sugar. The bigger you are the less you like to move, the less you like to move, the more you sit at your desk and work. They think they winning the game by getting that free cake but in reality they losing. That management hustle is deep
 
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