Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Turk]

The stark difference between a mosque and a church is brazy. The mosque was humble, warm, and short. Church is loud, flamboyant, and long.

 

[3rdLetter]

So I went by my Aunt's this morning for New Year's brunch with the fam and she gave me some frozen smoked turkey wings she picked up by accident (she uses turkey necks when she make collard greens). I'm thawing them and might make them tonight but not sure how I should go about it. I know they're smoked so they're fully cooked but is there anything else I could do besides throwing them in the oven

 

[patscorpio]

made my hotel reservation, bought wedding gift, and got my bus tickets next weekend for my cousin's wedding in nyc..now i can focus on other things

 

[iBrowse]

I swear this girl has that Erykah Badu voodoo snapper. fukk is wrong with my stomach when she isn't around

 

[Gus Money]

I'm on vacation with some friends and my dude brought his chick along. This broad is annoying the shyt out of me but I'm not gonna let her ruin my time. So needy and complaining the whole time.

But it won't get in my way. The first half of 2015 was a disaster but the second half improved significantly. Just gotta keep moving forward.

Happy new year brehs and brehettes!

 

[Arris]

I swear this girl has that Erykah Badu voodoo snapper. fukk is wrong with my stomach when she isn't around

how was the high last night?

 

[Mr210]

My new phone left dallas an hour ago...i should have it tomorrow

 

[iBrowse]

how was the high last night?

Bruh..I kept it simple and sweet.

She brought a joint to share between us while her friends were there...a few of them had dudes with them and we all were chilling at one of the girls' apartment.

I put on some Knxwledge and they were like at first but slowly started over-analyzing shyt with me...

I choked on that shyt a few times while trying to talk about some of the info y'all gave me in the other thread as though I did my research as far as my high went I felt light headed like as though everything was surreal. I kept describing how I felt like I was a reporter giving a blow by blow (don't ask me how) I also wanted to blow the smoke out in O shapes but I looked like a dikkhead the process

Then my girl just started shotgunning me which turned into smoky tongue kissing and the rest of them started to get the hint and told us to gtfo

Anyway I took my car to a spot here that overlooks a beach and she took out a brownie and I had a piece then the rest is history

 

[Mr210]

Well tonight i start back on nights for the next 4 months(as paramedics we rotate shifts) i expect a busy night even with the light rain. I only got like 4 hrs of sleep today i will need to get back my sleeping pattern

 

[Arris]

Bruh..I kept it simple and sweet.

She brought a joint to share between us while her friends were there...a few of them had dudes with them and we all were chilling at one of the girls' apartment.

I put on some Knxwledge and they were like at first but slowly started over-analyzing shyt with me...

I choked on that shyt a few times while trying to talk about some of the info y'all gave me in the other thread as though I did my research as far as my high went I felt light headed like as though everything was surreal. I kept describing how I felt like I was a reporter giving a blow by blow (don't ask me how) I also wanted to blow the smoke out in O shapes but I looked like a dikkhead the process

Then my girl just started shotgunning me which turned into smoky tongue kissing and the rest of them started to get the hint and told us to gtfo

Anyway I took my car to a spot here that overlooks a beach and she took out a brownie and I had a piece then the rest is history

nice

bet you were when that brownie hit you though

 

[iBrowse]

nice

bet you were when that brownie hit you though

Lettuce just say she knew what she was doing

 

[QueenSheba]

Omg, I'm sooo jealous of her. I found your wife @Fonsworth

 

[AJtheOne]

 

[AJtheOne]

 

[LinusCaldwell]

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