brehs don't ever get salmonella poisoning. I ate at a chicken joint last saturday, sunday I wake up I'm cool, by sunday afternoon was shaking and shivering running a high fever and crapping so much I got dehydrated,didn't get any kind of sleep sunday night. Monday repeat, monday night I actually fell alseep but guess what happens brehs? because I fell asleep when I was a bout to crap didn't have time to make it to the bathroom. Crapped my pants in the bed.
I thought it was just food poisoning so I didn't goto the hospital, but when I get back I was talking with a co-worker and she's telling me her grandson had the junk. I go online and looked at the symptoms and mannnn I had the severe limited edition of salmonella poisoning the one they tell you to go to the dr. for. My pee was fricking dark gold junk kinda stung when it came out
looks. Bout to cop a whole new wardrobe at Express.
It's been a while since I hit the club, do the chicks approach these days or do I gotta flirt 
or
My boss really called me into his office to show me a picture of some fine woman who emailed him..
..where do they find these ppl? 
