Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[iBrowse]

Blackened fish tacos and some black bean soup with a watermelon margarita.

 

[86\*/98]

It's wild to hear about little nikkas from my hood I used to send to the store, tease, play beat up, etc back home all grown up out here playing for keeps.

Smh, time flies and life is crazy.

 

[NoMorePie]

Came across some lemon pepper seasoning.

such a coincidence how i was planning on buying some wings friday night.

God is telling me to do it big

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

If yall want some hilarious late night Twitter f*ckery, read this dude's timeline Daddy. (@FreeBandChico) on Twitter

 

[MWinn]

Kyrie Irving reminds me of a sloth.

 

[marcuz]

yo im dealing with a goddamn demon forreal

removed the screenshot of the video she sent

 

[marcuz]

going to the movies late night to avoid going home

 

[marcuz]

This god damn mouse licked the trap clean again and to add insult to injury a bunch of ants came and ate the bait off the trap I set down stairs.

I saw the fukk nikka today too. I went up stairs and I saw the bytch boy on the floor by the trap. I couldn't even react before the p*ssy ran under the oven.

I'm not gonna let these god damn rodents make a fukking fool of me. I'm a fukking human, I should be superior to them. This is UNACCEPTABLE.

I'm setting one more trap and if he licks it clean again, I'm fukking bringing the bring guns out.

glue traps, breh

 

[intruder]

I hate when family members think that just because you don't have children you have plenty of money laying around to just give them

Cousin - I have a problem blah blah blah serious matter fear for her safety blah blah blah
Me - oh OK. Well what do you want to do?
Cousin - blah blah blah I need you to send me $4,000. You're all I got
Me - Wait...Did you just say "thousand" ?

 

[Max Power]

We need a week of neg trains when rep comes back.

 

[Dwolf]

yo im dealing with a goddamn demon forreal

removed the screenshot of the video she sent

Chick is fukking crazy

 

[The Mad Titan]

yo im dealing with a goddamn demon forreal

removed the screenshot of the video she sent

I bet you did it tho

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Need a hobby forreal forreal

I wanna start cooking. Women love nikkas that can cook :smugfish:

 

[Tesseract]

Walk out the front door to my apartment building to go to work and find a bag of crack on the steps.............​

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Lie to your mother, not me.

I hate this line so much

It burns me up when a female says this to me lol