Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

Finally got my head washed and retwisted. This drier hot as fukk tho

 

[Turk]

Ummm by birth. smh they aren't your friends you don't need anything in common.

You know what i mean

 

[Rawtid]

No need to chase them away. Just use them accordingly. They know you're the queen and they're just random ladies of the court.
They know not to overstep their boundaries

You think they'd buy me stuff?

 

[The ADD]

Just got offered to play one of the golf best courses in the country.

I can't golf

 

[全能の神]

make up is the devil

 

[marcuz]

Razor bumps coming up crazy right now

its not really that hard to avoid. hot towel around your face, open the pours, then hit them some 70% alcohol. gotta do it daily, not just immediately after a shave

 

[Rawtid]

See this is why I need to stop being nice and fukking giving nikkas a chance (that's what people always advise me to do)

Gave this fool my number and not even 10 minutes in he asked could he give me a massage 2 minutes after that he asked if I believed in sex before marriage

"This ain't gon work. don't text me anymore."

 

[The Mad Titan]

See this is why I need to stop being nice and fukking giving nikkas a chance (that's what people always advise me to do)

Gave this fool my number and not even 10 minutes in he asked could he give me a massage 2 minutes after that he asked if I believed in sex before marriage

"This ain't gon work. don't text me anymore."

"You look tense"


"Can I give you a massage"

"So do you believe in sex before marriage"







He was just trying to loosen those muscles up raw

 

[Princess Coco]

@Wednesday Addams

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/just-took-a-voodoo-bath-never-coughed-this-much-in-my-life.398458/

I aint been the same since

That just made me even more interested! Where's the man in Little Haiti?

make up is the devil

You talking about me?

 

[Rawtid]

"You look tense"


"Can I give you a massage"

"So do you believe in sex before marriage"







He was just trying to loosen those muscles up raw

Right. fukking clown.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

burnt my tongue with my coffee this morning...got that gritty dead tastebud thing going on, can't taste shyt today

 

[Rawtid]

burnt my tongue with my coffee this morning...got that gritty dead tastebud thing going on, can't taste shyt today

UGH!! I hate that. Especially when you have something good planned for lunch or dinner.

 

[全能の神]

You talking about me?

no

you know you look perfect without makeup

 

[全能の神]

i swear the next nikka to neg me talking about some :Liggins sends his regards

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

That just made me even more interested! Where's the man in Little Haiti?