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When you sitting here wondering if either you're too ugly or some women are just liars or don't want to say the whole truth about their preferences.

So I'm at the gym earlier and see this beautiful girl in there. She closely resembled my prototype. So I'm keeping myself busy and doing my workout while she does hers. Never made conversation or anything. I see her go downstairs and i go down also. So I'm chilling in the lobby and see her coming towards the door. I already knew what the play was. So I go to open the door and hold it for her since I was leaving. She says thanks and I say you're welcome. Then I tell her, "you're do beautiful you made me forget my pickup line". She was all oh that's so sweet or nice of you to say. So I ask if I can get her name and number and she say she got a boyfriend. So I said, "ok do you have an Instagram I can follow you at, or would he get upset if i like a few of your pics?" She said no he wouldn't mind and gives it to me as we walking to her car. I get her name and ask where she's from. Said Colombian and i was like the land of all the beautiful women. She gets my name and says to keep in touch. So I go back the other way to get to the stairs since i parked on the second floor. So I'm checking out her pics and liked a few, but tell me how I see no man in any of her pics. :dwillhuh: I do see one of her kissing a girl on the cheek but that doesn't guarantee lesbianism. So I'm like :dahell: is her man at? Are these women that superficial and selfish that they post pics of just themselves? If you in a relationship, I would imagine you to post atleast one pic of you and your significant other looking happy. I guess women don't post pics with their man so all these simps can boost their follower stats. Or maybe I wasn't attractive enough for her. Who knows. :manny:


Oh well, no fukks given. On to the next one. I do think I like the idea of using that Instagram line from now on. Had never tried it. Got inspired by the breh @stomachlines . I'll have to collect more so he can make more threads for us.

Might as well feed the brehs if I won't be eating it all myself. :yeshrug:


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When you sitting here wondering if either you're too ugly or some women are just liars or don't want to say the whole truth about their preferences.

So I'm at the gym earlier and see this beautiful girl in there. She closely resembled my prototype. So I'm keeping myself busy and doing my workout while she does hers. Never made conversation or anything. I see her go downstairs and i go down also. So I'm chilling in the lobby and see her coming towards the door. I already knew what the play was. So I go to open the door and hold it for her since I was leaving. She says thanks and I say you're welcome. Then I tell her, "you're do beautiful you made me forget my pickup line". She was all oh that's so sweet or nice of you to say. So I ask if I can get her name and number and she say she got a boyfriend. So I said, "ok do you have an Instagram I can follow you at, or would he get upset if i like a few of your pics?" She said no he wouldn't mind and gives it to me as we walking to her car. I get her name and ask where she's from. Said Colombian and i was like the land of all the beautiful women. She gets my name and says to keep in touch. So I go back the other way to get to the stairs since i parked on the second floor. So I'm checking out her pics and liked a few, but tell me how I see no man in any of her pics. :dwillhuh: I do see one of her kissing a girl on the cheek but that doesn't guarantee lesbianism. So I'm like :dahell: is her man at? Are these women that superficial and selfish that they post pics of just themselves? If you in a relationship, I would imagine you to post atleast one pic of you and your significant other looking happy. I guess women don't post pics with their man so all these simps can boost their follower stats. Or maybe I wasn't attractive enough for her. Who knows. :manny:


Oh well, no fukks given. On to the next one. I do think I like the idea of using that Instagram line from now on. Had never tried it. Got inspired by the breh @stomachlines . I'll have to collect more so he can make more threads for us.

Might as well feed the brehs if I won't be eating it all myself. :yeshrug:


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Brah u be sounding thirsty and lonely as fukk :sadcam:
U need 2 buy some p*ssy
Or find a 3 to smash
And get rid of that thirst
Then work on yourself
And get ya confidence right

Everytime u post in here
U running up on hoes
Gassing them up
 

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When you sitting here wondering if either you're too ugly or some women are just liars or don't want to say the whole truth about their preferences.

So I'm at the gym earlier and see this beautiful girl in there. She closely resembled my prototype. So I'm keeping myself busy and doing my workout while she does hers. Never made conversation or anything. I see her go downstairs and i go down also. So I'm chilling in the lobby and see her coming towards the door. I already knew what the play was. So I go to open the door and hold it for her since I was leaving. She says thanks and I say you're welcome. Then I tell her, "you're do beautiful you made me forget my pickup line". She was all oh that's so sweet or nice of you to say. So I ask if I can get her name and number and she say she got a boyfriend. So I said, "ok do you have an Instagram I can follow you at, or would he get upset if i like a few of your pics?" She said no he wouldn't mind and gives it to me as we walking to her car. I get her name and ask where she's from. Said Colombian and i was like the land of all the beautiful women. She gets my name and says to keep in touch. So I go back the other way to get to the stairs since i parked on the second floor. So I'm checking out her pics and liked a few, but tell me how I see no man in any of her pics. :dwillhuh: I do see one of her kissing a girl on the cheek but that doesn't guarantee lesbianism. So I'm like :dahell: is her man at? Are these women that superficial and selfish that they post pics of just themselves? If you in a relationship, I would imagine you to post atleast one pic of you and your significant other looking happy. I guess women don't post pics with their man so all these simps can boost their follower stats. Or maybe I wasn't attractive enough for her. Who knows. :manny:


Oh well, no fukks given. On to the next one. I do think I like the idea of using that Instagram line from now on. Had never tried it. Got inspired by the breh @stomachlines . I'll have to collect more so he can make more threads for us.

Might as well feed the brehs if I won't be eating it all myself. :yeshrug:


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Or dude doesn't want to be on social media.
 

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Brah u be sounding thirsty and lonely as fukk :sadcam:
U need 2 buy some p*ssy
Or find a 3 to smash
And get rid of that thirst
Then work on yourself
And get ya confidence right

Everytime u post in here
U running up on hoes
Gassing them up

Yeah I thought I was lame this guy takes the cake
 

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I wanted to stay in my crib all day but I have to go get new plates gotta get there right when it opens because the place gets packed
 

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I just got called a fukk boy by a pimp cause my fake diamond ring scam worked on 2 of his hoes and he looking for me. :russ:
 

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I probably saw more IR this weekend than I have in any amount of short time. From youngsta's to old heads and I mean older like 50 plus


black white asian hispanic mixed if I could feed video back to the coli all these fools would have been :mindblown::ld::jbhmm:


Goes to show you how stuck in a bubble the coli and the internet is in general.


Racism and hate will always be around but people aint tripping off dating IR like that, especially now.

I think about this too.
 

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Weird one but have you ever felt like somebody got mad at you because you didn't/don't hit on her?:mjlol:




I swear I just had the following exchange at work between myself and this one woman who always hangs around my desk, because she's friendly with the two of the ladies that sit across me. (And when I say "always" I mean every day about 2 or 3 times a day).

I know for a fact that this chick has been checking me out, wanting me to say something to her but I just ignore her cues, not cause I'm some super-mack that only talks to 9s or 10's or even because I'm too scared to approach women in the office, but simply because this woman is basic as fukk. Like there is nothing special about her at all (physically). The very definition of a 5/10. Not ugly, not cute, just a woman.

Anyways she starts talking to her friends for he 3rd time today and I hear my name whispered by one of the friends (I assume she asked her what my name was)


Lady: "Hello DizeeGorilla"

Me: "Hello"

Lady: "I'm sorry, you must think I'm weird"


Me: "Why would I think that?"


Lady: "I'm always walking past here and I never greet you"


Me: "No, not actually"


Lady: "So you're okay with that?:usure:"


Me: "Why would I have an issue with it? You don't know me"


Lady: "Hmm:usure:" *looks me up and down and walks away* (She said that in a disaproving tone by the way:mjlol:)




As soon as she asked me is I was "okay" with it, I knew what time it was:mjlol:


Basically, what this woman said to me was: "I think you're weird becasue you never greet me, despite the fact that I'm always walking past your desk. The fact that you're okay with not talking to me is even more strange"



Strange post I know, but that's legit how I feel about what just happened right now:mjlol:
 
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