Delta taking a huge L this week 


take the damn hint
Vanity/self image importance.![]()

Going on vacation?This is why I hate booking flights in the afternoon, there's always a damn delay
Now I won't be touching down in Miami till almost 8
MeMy dog gives himself head daily. He literally puts the whole thing in his mouth. I wonder how many people would do this is they could.

I wholeheartedly believe you too.

Then he licks you in the faceMy dog gives himself head daily. He literally puts the whole thing in his mouth. I wonder how many people would do this is they could.

Then he licks you in the face
Dog is a low key genius lol
face since she came back, in my head I'm like
what did I do?
So I was like whatever "That's a nice car, I didn't realize that was you who bought it" She was like yeah the other got totaled out.

Oh you didn't know? I was in a bad wreck right before my vacation started. Thats why I was out that long... 
Going on vacation?