Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Mr210]

If you're gonna talk/text women, you're gonna need to talk about shyt besides how good you gonna fukk them every once in a while.



Throwing in some day to day mundane shyt ain't that bad brehs, the key is keeping the conversation from being boring.

My problem is I'm such a much better face to face than I am a texter

 

[全能の神]

For some reason @Coco is too scared to show me her penis

 

[Princess Coco]

 

[DAlbert]

are they loyal? (@aretheyIoyals) on Twitter

cringe shyt

 

[Princess Coco]

Why did I just do that
Let me turn this phone off before I say more dumb shyt

 

[mannyrs13]

So i get a random text earlier and I thought it was from the girl I slid my number to last night. Said that the date didn't work out. After some research, I found out it was the guy texting me. So now with a bit of research, I got his number and possibly his address. Post your phone number on Facebook, brehs.

 

[全能の神]

I still dont understand women

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I still dont understand women

You never will...

You'll just eventually learn usual female tendencies and build from there. Just like a feral jungle tiger, a woman is unpredictable, and can bite at any time.

Now this bite can be or , you never know.



And don't look them in the eye, that's very dangerous.

 

[Blackout]

For some reason @Coco is too scared to show me her penis

wat

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

brehs women lurk this site and be hollering on some fan shyt I gotta be careful what I put on here Im spooked. lol

 

[全能の神]

You never will...

You'll just eventually learn usual female tendencies and build from there. Just like a feral jungle tiger, a woman is unpredictable, and can bite at any time.

Now this bite can be or , you never know.



And don't look them in the eye, that's very dangerous.

Why cant it all be so simple

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Why cant it all be so simple

Cause shyt would be easy...

God forbid if relationships were easy...

 

[The ADD]

So i get a random text earlier and I thought it was from the girl I slid my number to last night. Said that the date didn't work out. After some research, I found out it was the guy texting me. So now with a bit of research, I got his number and possibly his address. Post your phone number on Facebook, brehs.

 

[Prynce]

My dream was right in front of me all I could ever ask for now it's gone. Now what am I supposed to do?

 

[jaguar paw]

Sometimes you just gotta use a woman's g-spot like a speed bag.