Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Critical Distance]

I see why well to do blacks don't look out for less fortunate ones.

 

[Aphrodite]

@charmander

Typical shytty farty ass Aries.

 

[Prynce]

you fr a ethiopian breh

you aint playin with now are you?

if you are then are you a christian or subscribe to the Ethiopian Christian thing

@Elle Driver is half Ethiopian if that helps

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Yall lucky

Before Coli, I'd never meet that many people with strong african ancestry...like only 2 gens back strong...

You just got normal as AA folks here in Chicago, as well as the occasional Nigerians going to University of Illinois.

 

[charmander]

@charmander

maybe the women of the coli are tired of a hermaphrodite shemale speaking for them

 

[iBrowse]

And she's probably short as hell too. She's only probably "big" because of her height. Probably barely 200 pounds.

Ok random story time:

This past Saturday a group of friends and I went out partying. We ended up at a strip club. It was equal men and women in the group so we naturally paired up and started grinding and getting lap dances since the strippers weren't out yet. I had one on her back on the platform and put her legs over my shoulder. She goes "...am I too heavy?" And I give her the while proceeding to lift her ass up like nothing had her blushing like a motherfukker.

Moral of the story @The Grendel ?

Deadlift

 

[Elle Driver]

@Elle Driver is half Ethiopian if that helps

Me and @charmander both are.

 

[charmander]

Me and @charmander both are.

i'm Eritrean bae

but i still appreciate that you thought of me

 

[Aphrodite]

Ok random story time:

This past Saturday a group of friends and I went out partying. We ended up at a strip club. It was equal men and women in the group so we naturally paired up and started grinding and getting lap dances since the strippers weren't out yet. I had one on her back on the platform and put her legs over my shoulder. She goes "...am I too heavy?" And I give her the while proceeding to lift her ass up like nothing had her blushing like a motherfukker.

Moral of the story @The Grendel ?

Deadlift

You gon let him clown you like this @The Grendel ? WOW!

 

[Prynce]

Me and @charmander both are.

I wanna join the gang but I'm half somali

Y'all opps

 

[Aphrodite]

maybe the women of the coli are tired of a hermaphrodite shemale speaking for them

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Got another one nerd brehs

 

[iBrowse]

Typical shytty farty ass Aries.

I would give you +10 reputation points if I could

 

[86\*/98]

One of y'all kids get in here and tell me how I download this on the Iphone.

 

[Princess Coco]

Say what ?

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/21621751/

Yes fool. It's completely cracked. I didn't even fully sit on it. My phone is only like 2 months old.

I did this with iPads twice