Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Illuminatos]

I have a 7 page essay due at 4:00pm. So fa I have a page and one sixth done.



I can't take this college life man. This is NOT for me. I might have to start taking my beat making more seriously cause I can't live like this for god knows how many years.

And this my first semester so this is about as easy as it gets.

I need to go find me a single, divorced white woman that's bringing in them racks. She can put me on by getting me a good job while at the same time filling my sexual, financial and culinary desires.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

My female cat pooped in a corner by my bed.

I chased her around the house spraying her. Bet she won't do that again.

Well, not in my room anyway.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

I love watching "Do The Right Thing"

Rosie Perez reminds me of my first girlfriend so much. Them titties

 

[AZBeauty]

If you left out early for work or in just enough time to cruise, get off the fvcking main rd. I was pissed this morning. Up all night pre cooking some of my dinner and woke up a little late so now im rushing. I'm exaggerating of course but it seems like everybody was cruising. I'm glad I got my road rage under control because I felt like running my van into a mofo. Then I get to work and these people don't have any sugar and only powder cream for the coffee. I'm leaving early today.

 

[Slob On My Knob]

the thirst after coffee

 

[AZBeauty]

People who smoke wack should have their own little community. They should only interact with other people who smoke it. There is this chick I know..cute girl, nice shape. Somebody got her smoking it and now she talks like she had a seizure and she's lost all signs of previous intelligence. On top of that, now she dyking,

 

[The Informant]

sitting down for long periods of time is a bytch

 

[Shugg84]

Where dem gifs of the sexy light skin black woman suckin on a water bottle at?

 

[nomoreneveragain]

Theres no Groupon or livingsocial thread on this site?

 

[LinusCaldwell]

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream. I am a traveler in both time and space, to be where I have been.

 

[DannyOcean]

If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date

 

[Rich Spirit]

I hate parking under trees. Them bird droppings aint whats up

 

[DannyOcean]

I wonder how old everyone thinks I am

 

[LinusCaldwell]

If my mom has to bail me out of one more situation... Hope she don't tell dad

 

[ComputersPutin]

She is beautiful to me. And I keep her music in rotation.