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K.Dot

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Naw that be me.

I'm very rarely sad or depressed....part of my light hearted nature.

But when I'm down...I'm DOWN.
It's not even the sadness kind, it's the no motivation, no pleasure kind. Woat. I feel nothing from accomplishments and it pisses me off. I been half assing everything I do in life and somehow I'm doing better than just about everyone I know. I can't imagine where I'd be without this stupid handicap.
 

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I just had pizza too
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Spent $36 and only ate 1 slice (wasnt feeling good on my little road trip). My side was the all meat with pineapple.
I could make you a banger for a third of that price. Hand tossed dough, less toppings, slightly thinner crust, and my sun dried tomato and Thai Basil pizzaiola.

I'd start you off with a Napolitano finger salad de la ghetto. That's a mixture of leafy greens hand tossed in Spanish cold pressed robust virgin olive oil. Garnished with my herbed fresh mozzarella and halved grape tomatoes.

I'd also serve a crostini appetizer. It'd be semi freddi's sweet french bread brushed with olive oil, toasted on a grill, topped with oregano infused goat cheese, roasted dates, and deep fried finely diced pancetta.

If you complain, which I'm sure you will, I'd have a very special chicken dish on stand by. It's a grilled chicken breast. Topped with a white wine balsamic reduction and sautéed olives. server on a field salad.

Or I'd grill you a beautiful piece of tri-trip. Seasoned with a little salt and pepper served on a bed of arugula.

If you didn't like that I'd kick you out my fukking kitchen.

Dessert would be a fried plantains served in amber agave because it reminds me of you. Or I'd bread and deep fry organic bananas. Organic bananas are sweeter than conventional so they'd fry better than conventional ones. After there crispy but still soft on the inside I'd cover them in cinnamon, brown sugar, caramel, and my top secret simple syrup.

You'd die of pleasure or diabetes by dessert.
 
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True. When I say open I mean more affection than fukking honestly. Because i was a rebound once. I'll never let my self respect get that low again.
Good.

Yea and I figured affection is what you meant. If you see its going around, and you not getting a plate, time to move on. Life to short to be panning over someone who don't want you.
 

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True. When I say open I mean more affection than fukking honestly. Because i was a rebound once. I'll never let my self respect get that low again.
Hearing shyt like this is what keeps me away from relationships. I'm already cold hearted. I don't want to become some nihilist over some shyt like that. I know for fact that I'm one heartbreak away from becoming one.
 
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