I got pretty drunk last night. I remember running around the lake naked and eventually jumping in and swimming across. I made a molotov cocktail. Fortunately it didn't light.
I ended back at this girl's place. That was a bad idea I think. I wasn't thinking.
I have a massive cut on my foot. I dunno where or when I got it. I spent hella money on idunno what. Liquor, I think, hahaha. My clothes look like I rolled in the mud. Lol my new clothes. My ankle is swollen because I was punting glass bottles.
I don't know what I did to my finger but it fukking hurts. I'm not hung over and I could have drank a lot more.
I remember watching this beautiful sister flirt with this white dude. It pissed me off so much I ended up cock blocking and taking her home.
I need stitches and a life coach.