Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Aphrodite]

Well ummmm at least I'm not light skin, ha










, I repped you and said love you bro, why

, why don't I got one then?

Because you scary.

 

[全能の神]

Well ummmm at least I'm not light skin, ha










, I repped you and said love you bro, why

Sorry man. Valentine's Day and people's bullshyt got me fukked up today.

 

[K.Dot]

Because you aren't just ugly, you're hideous

Sorry man. Valentine's Day and people's bullshyt got me fukked up today.

 

[TheLostOnes]

I wonder what I'm getting for Valentines day?

 

[Token]

Aren't you sweet

Shortnessssssssss

:disappointed: not short, slightly above average height.

 

[K.Dot]

Glow up breh im here for the long run

I might be too, #squad

 

[全能の神]

 

[TheLostOnes]

I'm short:disappointed: .

It's okay until Coco comes back you're the new midget around here

 

[Aphrodite]

A lot of folks getting played today so yall have no reason to feel jealous or whatever lol

 

[K.Dot]

A lot of folks getting played today so yall have no reason to feel jealous or whatever lol

Better than being hideous and not getting any play at all

 

[ill_will82]

Being on team ugly sucks @Gambino , I want out

I feel you're pain

 

[Trapperman Dave]

:disappointed: not short, slightly above average height.

How tall are you

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

My legs are out of control. My thighs are huge and firm. My calf to ankle ratio is enviable. My calves are perfect. When I wear shorts I shut the spot down because every muscle in my legs is defined. When I flex out I look like a statue of a Greek God.

Girls low key are into it. I get felt up a lot. I get my butt grabbed, my legs rubbed, and I get my waist grabbed.

It's kind of wild.

I don't think I'm attractive I'm just in good shape compared to other 30yo. I work out intensely twice day.

Hahaha, if I did sit ups, wasn't ugly, and was three inches taller I'd be killing it.


I hate my genes. I lost the genetic lottery. I did the best with what I have. It doesn't get better than this. I hope that's enough.

Thank you soccer.

 

[The Mad Titan]

 

[EARFQUAKE]

You can't call a 5'5 girl short, that's the average height of a woman...