Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Aphrodite]

My legs are out of control. My thighs are huge and firm. My calf to ankle ratio is enviable. My calves are perfect. When I wear shorts I shut the spot down.

Girls low key are into it. I get felt up a lot. I get my butt grabbed, my legs rubbed, and I get my waist grabbed.

It's kind of wild.

I don't think I'm attractive I'm just in good shape compared to other 30yo. I work out intensely twice day.

Hahaha, if I did sit ups, wasn't ugly, and was three inches taller I'd be killing it.

I hate my genes. I lost the genetic lottery. I did the best with what I have. It doesn't get better than this. I hope that's enough.

You're 30???

 

[K.Dot]

I feel you're pain

It hurts, ever had a women just straight up give you the "" *cough* *cough* @Jayne . shyt will straight up make you ""

 

[Aphrodite]

Better than being hideous and not getting any play at all

Stds, finessed outta money, unwanted pregnancies, fights/arguments...etc

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

You're 30???

I'm barely 27.

 

[PortCityProphet]

fukk what ya'll think these right chea go hard

 

[The Mad Titan]

My legs are out of control. My thighs are huge and firm. My calf to ankle ratio is enviable. My calves are perfect. When I wear shorts I shut the spot down because every muscle in my legs is defined. When I flex out I look like a statue of a Greek God.

Girls low key are into it. I get felt up a lot. I get my butt grabbed, my legs rubbed, and I get my waist grabbed.

It's kind of wild.

I don't think I'm attractive I'm just in good shape compared to other 30yo. I work out intensely twice day.

Hahaha, if I did sit ups, wasn't ugly, and was three inches taller I'd be killing it.


I hate my genes. I lost the genetic lottery. I did the best with what I have. It doesn't get better than this. I hope that's enough.

Thank you soccer.

Man women love nice legs on a dude, it doesn't get talked about much but it's legit.

 

[The Mad Titan]

You can't call a 5'5 girl short, that's the average height of a woman...

You short

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Man women love nice legs on a dude, it doesn't get talked about much but it's legit.

I get cat called breh, frfr. Lol girls are just like guys sometimes.

 

[TheLostOnes]

You can't call a 5'5 girl short, that's the average height of a woman...

You forgot to @ me miss. I'm just playing with her I know it's above average lol

 

[Token]

How tall are you

5'5

You can't call a 5'5 girl short, that's the average height of a woman...

That's what I'm saying. 5'4 was the national average last time I checked so I'm technically "slightly above average" :arrogant:

 

[K.Dot]

Stds, finessed outta money, unwanted pregnancies, fights/arguments...etc

Debatable, ain't nothing worse than cracking every mirror you look into

 

[全能の神]

 

[Trapperman Dave]

5'5


That's what I'm saying. 5'4 was the national average last time I checked so I'm technically "slightly above average" :arrogant:

Still fun size

 

[K.Dot]

Lol @ the nostalgia

 

[TheLostOnes]

5'5


Shortgang:arrogant: