Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[TheLostOnes]

BLACK FASHION - “Savage Mode” Glo & Corey DC | MD Ig:...

 

[The Mad Titan]

That's talent

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Big mama not doing good today and legit worried

 

[EARFQUAKE]

I'm so done with Wisconsin I just slipped on some ice and busted my whole right ass cheek.

 

[marcuz]

apple suspects my icloud of acct of being breached


edit: nm, closed loop error

 

[Kokoro]

Just saw two doves having sex in my neighbors backyard

Breh didnt last long, only hovered in the air for a good 5 seconds.

Now theyre not speaking, wont even acknowledge each other...

 

[全能の神]

"I'm sure he can bounce that ass better than any woman could"
How do my convos even end up like this?

 

[ill_will82]

Motherfukking GPS did it again. I lost a job due to it failing me, and now I lost a hunned dollars on this A+ exam cause it sent me 3 blocks from the fukking test center.

Try google maps? Was slow as piss. Bing? Sent me to a park less than a mile from the place. I am so fukking tired of everytime I try to do right (helping my friend move, taking tests to

better myself, starting a business venture, taking my drunk ass female friend from a bar to her house), some shyt goes wrong. THIS shyt makes me ready to start snatching purses and

knocking mothafukkas out. Warmest day of the year, mid feb, and traffic is ass, then my GPS led me to the wrong place even though I checked it over and fukking over, putting in the correct

address. I lost a job to that bullshyt last year, where I would have made the most money I ever have. So I went to the bar, drank a ton, and now I am home ready to destroy some shyt.

Why can't a fukking semi just hit me and end the fukkery? I am tired of trying and getting fukked by remote bullshyt. TIRED.

Believe me I know your pain I went through the shyt through out my 20's. I struggled like hell towards the end to graduate college until I realize it was just time for me to change majors. I was in the process of trying to go through driver's training for the physically impaired and got denied for grant approval. Been moving around off & on for the past 5-6 yrs. I'm still going through BS in my 30's as I speak.

I'm working towards a job but it seems like the job counselor I deal with is just putting me through a bunch of training programs with the employment opportunities yet to be seen. I been dealing with this shyt for 8 months already. The last program I was referred to I ended up quitting because: 1. my counselor gave me the info at the last min 2. I had to go far on the other side of town (bad neighborhood) in the middle of winter. 3. The owner of the program said he has to find out how he's going to "market" me (in other words I wasn't getting the job). The following day it snowed it's ass off and it was slick on the roads (I wasn't risking my life).

 

[ill_will82]

yeah I know about using an Ethernet cable and I have one but I'd have to relocate my router and everything from downstairs smh.

Oh well. I need to get a jump start on my spring cleaning anyway and the cable management associated with my setup upstairs could be refined lol.

My hook up is just all in one room and that it but that trying to re-route cables is a pain in the ass.

 

[ill_will82]

I'm single. No boyfriends! or anything else.

Hi Lisa Raye

 

[Zero]

Delivery fee is $2.75 now?

Y'all can take the tip out of that

 

[Aphrodite]

Hi Lisa Raye

Hi sweetheart
whats going on for you today?

 

[marcuz]

she bought the fukking patron

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I dun seen about 5 poker tables on the sidewalk