Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Judo]

Her face tho.
Lil Kim did it best first.

 

[Poitier]

Walmart really is the homeland for mulattos and swirling couples

 

[Token]

Your Tenchi Boo left you in the house all by yourself? I know it must be scary in that big house by yourself

He's ignoring my calls and texts.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Walmart really is the homeland for mulattos and swirling couples

Naw. Wholefoods is the swirling capital. Black people don't even pretend to be black in that bytch. I used to think people exaggerated the numbers on ID, but I see more IR couples than black ones in WF.

Blows my mind God.

 

[TheLostOnes]

He's ignoring my calls and texts.

@Tenchi Ryu you better stop before she puts you on the couch for the week

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I miss when being a hip hop head meant something. I used to be a proud back-packer. Everything and everyone I love ain't the same no more. It makes me keep my distance from everyone and everything. Eventually things will change.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

He's ignoring my calls and texts.

Everybody getting ignored, FEDS lurking trying to hunt me down for unpaid college loans. My name is Akbar btw.

@Tenchi Ryu you better stop before she puts you on the couch for the week

She'll just join me on the couch when she smell the gourmet ramen noodles

 

[marcuz]

blood on the nike swish
cus i had to bite the bytch
blood steady leaking ho, ho.

 

[Blackout]

I may be nerdy but I ain't a bytch. Gotta make that known sometimes

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Welp

 

[TheLostOnes]

Everybody getting ignored, FEDS lurking trying to hunt me down for unpaid college loans. My name is Akbar btw.




She'll just join me on the couch when she smell the gourmet ramen noodles

She told me she was in the mood for some Pizza with some buffalo wings. Why don't you get her some and the couch can be avoided?

 

[Aphrodite]

@Tenchi Ryu

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Flippin thru the channels and Baby Boy is on BET. The attempted rape scene just went off.

I always replace "son" with random words when Yvette asks "oh so u gon rape me.....In front of my son?"

I be like "oh so u gon rape me, in front of my coffee mug?"

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

She told me she was in the mood for some Pizza with some buffalo wings. Why don't you get her some and the couch can be avoided?

Tell her I'll save money by going to our local grocery store Jewel Osco and get a frozen pizza and frozen wings.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@Tenchi Ryu

This makes...no sense.

None





Ceasar you fukking idiot