Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Judo]

shyt I know what you mean...its funny you get clowned for being thirsty, but then get questioned when not being thirsty

I can't stand that bullshyt.
I always have to be like chill out, if I don't wanna do it, then I don't wanna do it, I'm good. I shouldn't have to say even this regularly.

 

[Judo]

So Sony sell this VR shyt without the camera
350 for this...

Really?

 

[levitate]

Daily Cism:

Entered the gym with a hoodie on this morning, a guy walking out looked at me like:



No, I'm not going to rob or rape you, you fukker.

 

[levitate]

Weekend Cism:

Loaded up at Costco, pulled out the Executive Membership card and the cashier checks the pic and asks "sir, is this you?"

Uhhh...Yes, that's me, you fukker.

 

[Lo-Co]

@baqardi anyone ever tell you you look like norman Wilson off the wire?

 

[Judo]

Me and @Ol' Otis favorite time of the year

Breh that shyt is and at the same time.
And that's why I shop online before black friday and on cybermonday. Shop smarter, not harder.

 

[Judo]

@baqardi anyone ever tell you you look like norman Wilson off the wire?

One my favorite characters too.

 

[Judo]

by far the funniest shyt i've seen in a long time
"OH fukk SHE COMIN...OHHH fukk NVM NO TIME"

That dark looming feeling when you sneaking shyt. Never fails.

 

[Lo-Co]

One my favorite characters too.

I wanted to say dirty Dee from pootie tang but I didn't wanna violate. Even though its the same actor.

 

[Kokoro]

I keep getting this Keebler ad in Spanglish on mobile
Pandering to our Messican posters and lurkers I see

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

So, I just finished reading 'Under the Dome'.

I'll never watch another Stephen King adaptation again unless they PROMISE to stick to the novel.



EDIT: Same with 'The Tommyknockers'.​

 

[Paradise]

Why is this so funny to me...

 

[Prynce]

I need something to calm my nerves and anxiety so I can act natural

 

[Judo]

Charlemagne took to words right out of my mouth, thank you.

 

[At30wecashout]

Just passed the 220-901. Time to study for the next.