Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rawtid]

Wings, barbecue sauce and the broiler

 

[Amy Traphouse]

You never realize how few clothes you have until you're taking a trip and all you really have to wear is sweats, basketball shorts, and husband's old t-shirts to wear

Be a bum 360 days out of the year brehs

 

[Tim Dripcan]

"You're cute but I'm attracted to dark skin men"

This is like the fourth time a chick told me this right to my face.

It is what it is. No biggie.

 

[Rawtid]

I wish I had a talent, special skill, drive, motivation, determination, just all the things that make you an overall decent human being.

 

[Token]

Cheap bras = cheap looking titties. You want them bad boys to sit up like Neck n Boobs!! Pay the money. You've seen chicks in their walmart bra titties all saggy, cleavage looking like a full butt crack.

These bras do got the boobies looking righteous


Even got some insert things that can take them from "hey " to "HEY GIRL HEY " whenever I feel like being extra.



I usually wear sports bras 24/7 but I decided to go get fitted, spend some money and stop being basic. Money well spent.

 

[TheLostOnes]

My nephew is a scary scary boy

 

[Rawtid]

These bras do got the boobies looking righteous


Even got some insert things that can take them from "hey " to "HEY GIRL HEY " whenever I feel like being extra.



I usually wear sports bras 24/7 but I decided to go get fitted, spend some money and stop being basic. Money well spent.

Congratulations, you're well on your way to getting free shyt just because you have a nice rack. Use them wisely.

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

"You're cute but I'm attracted to dark skin men"

This is like the fourth time a chick told me this right to my face.

It is what it is. No biggie.

I feel you brother or when you ask a girl her preference & she says 6'4 & dark but you 6'1 & lightskinned

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Whippin up in the kitchen brehs. These women don't know what they missing

Wish I could post my pics

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Spend $100+ on bras, brehettes why these things gotta be so expensive?

I went shopping with a friend, she dropped 1300 on like 9 bras and maybe 10 panties...$100 is par for the course if you're buying 3-4 bras

Anyway...why this nikka gotta live across the country, a whole bunch of hot and bothered over the phone and no way to work it out in person

 

[Prynce]

Home all alone and nobody to look out

Almost fukking died and nobody around

 

[Lo-Co]

You never realize how few clothes you have until you're taking a trip and all you really have to wear is sweats, basketball shorts, and husband's old t-shirts to wear

Be a bum 360 days out of the year brehs

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Another thing, why are there so many obese church going folks. 12-3pm hits on a Sunday and they're at every Boston market, red lobster, or hometown buffet. Y'all ain't praying to God for a gym membership?

 

[Blackout]

Anyway...why this nikka gotta live across the country, a whole bunch of hot and bothered over the phone and no way to work it out in person

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

"You're cute but I'm attracted to dark skin men"

This is like the fourth time a chick told me this right to my face.

It is what it is. No biggie.

I can't stand this.... light skin or dark skin the black man is .

None can compare.

Congratulations, you're well on your way to getting free shyt just because you have a nice rack. Use them wisely.

I had a dude working at the airport offer up a bunch of "discounted" items last week after having a 5 minute conversation with my cleavage.

I got snacks and souvenirs for everybody!