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Bless't

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I rarely drink. Alcohol fukks me up. One beer will have me tilted. Last night Sad Girl came over for a BBQ. She likes to drink and I don't want her to feel like she has a proper because she's the only one drinking.

I drank three beers. A shot of whiskey. Three shots of tequila. And three shots of vodka.

I feel quite weird this AM. I really want greasy food and I'm not sure why. I hate greasy food.

I kept my clothes on this time. Last time I got drunk I got naked and ran around Lake Merritt before jumping in and swimming across it.

Lol I'm always down to get naked though.

My food went over well. Sometimes I forget I cook for a living and what's simple to me is impressive to other people. I stopped photographing food when I went pro. Anyway, many pictures of my food were taken last night. Three people cooked and I was clearly the fav.

I love when people make noise when they eat my food. Funny thing is, I think I could have done a lot better and I was disappointed in my food.

If my food isn't perfect I'm not happy. It's funny, my relationship with food is me trying a recipe that's out of league and failing. I fail everyday with food. Lol I try my best but making perfect food is hard. I've gotten used to coming up short. It's made me humble.

I'm building quite the reputation in the land as a cook to look out for. I need a lot more training, but I got my head in right place. Best steak I've ever had was made by me and I never thought I'd say that.

Humility before honor.

Stream of consciousness in full effect.

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lil mama i'm sorry I never meant to ball like this :mjcry:





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Mama told me Lil Pump won't be shyt. I told her bytch I can move these bricks. I got a big 30 and I got these clips.

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