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I do kegels. That's why my a$$hole is practically invisible.
You can barely see it.
I do these kegels on dildos and actual dikk while I take it.
It's a tension exercise.
It not only chokes his dikk to force him to precum/cum, but it's an exercise that strengthens the walls.
Let the Devil take me now!:ohlawd:
 

HabitualChiller

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You can't compare me to someone else.
Sex with me is sex with me.
My energy is different.
My body is different.
My body chemistry is different.
My kinks are different.
I'm me.

I do kegels. That's why my a$$hole is practically invisible.
You can barely see it.
I do these kegels on dildos and actual dikk while I take it.
It's a tension exercise.
It not only chokes his dikk to force him to precum/cum, but it's an exercise that strengthens the walls.
...And yet it doesn't have the texture of p*ssy. You pretty much made your ass tighter in the hope of being able to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Even if you get a neo-vagina (idk if that's what it's called:skip:), It still won't feel like one. The fact that you have to do all that work just to make it feel better than the average persons and it still doesn't feel like p*ssy:pachaha:
 

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...And yet it doesn't have the texture of p*ssy. You pretty much made your ass tighter in the hope of being able to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Even if you get a neo-vagina (idk if that's what it's called:skip:), It still won't feel like one. The fact that you have to do all that work just to make it feel better than the average persons and it still doesn't feel like p*ssy:pachaha:
& you still wanted to beat it up....claiming you would cum in seconds.

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