Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Kings County]

Trust no one on the streets brehs...

dude on the motorcycle almost got turned into an ihop breakfast special but yeah this the same reason i dont stand all the way at the end of the side walk waiting for the light to change always 2-3 feet back incase a car lose control

 

[Chubbs]

 

[Rawtid]

This little Heifer just came in my room, crawled up on my bed, sneezed on my pillow, then got down, walked out, and closed the door behind her.

I feel violated.



Procreate, Brehs and Brehettes....

The woman in me wants more, the man in me that’s going to have to raise it alone, says fukk no, IS YOU CRAZY?!?!

 

[Rawtid]

How you trying to sell some shyt you got for free?! And if you are, probably shouldn’t have mentioned it was free.

 

[YaFingerDealMe]

Bill Chill flying high

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Trust no one on the streets brehs...

I was a legit mess that day cause like 7 people died and my mother was at the grocery store a block or so from this intersection

 

[PortCityProphet]

Man so I help this lesbian chick put together an ikea bed last night all cause I wanted some free liquor. That cheap piece of shyt furniture
Cut my fukking thumb open on that bullshyt. Then she gon start rubbing on me and asking for kisses. Then she ask me if I'm sleeping over twice. I'm like nah I don't got what you want (when she obviously wanted the d) and I don't do sleepovers.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I was a legit mess that day cause like 7 people died and my mother was at the grocery store a block or so from this intersection

Where was this?

 

[86\*/98]

If you see the word “triggered” anywhere on her socials stay the fukk away from her.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Where was this?

Oak Lawn, a suburb right outside of Chicago. It's the same area that robbed that Jackie Robinson little league baseball team of their title for being racist fukks a few years ago.

 

[Ria_21]

I should really stop watching serial killer documentaries smh making my anxiety and fear of the world worse than it already is.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Someone asked me if I wanted to pregame before we hit a bar tonight. I am like....what, isn't that the point of the bar. Drinking before going to the place designated specifically for drinking. That is just setting yourself up for disaster, you are going to arrive fukked up and then overpay for some shyt. I don't even trust myself to be drinking while online shopping at home, ain't no way I am drinking before going to a bar.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

I should really stop watching serial killer documentaries smh making my anxiety and fear of the world worse than it already is.

Need them links doe plehboigh

 

[PortCityProphet]

I should really stop watching serial killer documentaries smh making my anxiety and fear of the world worse than it already is.

Nah those joints are always interesting and intriguing. What were you watching

 

[PortCityProphet]

Someone asked me if I wanted to pregame before we hit a bar tonight. I am like....what, isn't that the point of the bar. Drinking before going to the place designated specifically for drinking. That is just setting yourself up for disaster, you are going to arrive fukked up and then overpay for some shyt. I don't even trust myself to be drinking while online shopping at home, ain't no way I am drinking before going to a bar.

Nah man its so you don't spend a million dollars just to get buzzed. Pregame of some liquor you already got then only buy like 2 drink while out and you'll be right. Don't get drunk off your pregame