Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ba'al]

 

[iBrowse]

You the type of nikka to make the sound of an animal cracker before eating it

 

[iBrowse]

Why you be tryin to hurt my feelings?

To be honest I wasn't expecting the valley girl accent either.

 

[N711oir]

 

[Elle Driver]

To be honest I wasn't expecting the valley girl accent either.

I ain’t @Geoffrey_Chaucer just mean.

 

[iBrowse]

I ain’t @Geoffrey_Chaucer just mean.

Woman you recorded a veemo or whatever that shyt is called and posted on here telling me to shut up...you from the valley .

 

[Mac Brown]

So I work with this chick everyday we basically partners. She's married, not hoeish at all only fukked 3 dudes in her life including her husband. But man do i feel like we on the verge of gettin there sometimes.
Last week I had on a hoodie and as soon as I took it off she grabbed my arms. Then today when I took off my hoodie she bumped into my chest to cop a feel. And we were joking about doing a good job and slapping each other on the ass like athletes. She said she wouldn't care if I slapped her on the ass and I could if I wanted to. I said you're married I wouldn't feel right.
Man I wanna fukk her so bad.

Do it!

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Who octo fake booty is that?

I ain’t @Geoffrey_Chaucer just mean.

fam u got the white cali 1996 prep school accent on lock

 

[PortCityProphet]

Do it!

Nah man my days of fukking married women and Co workers are over.

But gahtdamn do I want to slide in it once

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Stories with gifs/smileys are always funny

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Brah, stop small talking me


shyt sounds like u nervous

 

[Trapperman Dave]

My biological clock is ticking




But dammit it’s so many dysfunctional women out here

Imma need you to man up and become wildy irresponsible and get one of these thot pockets preggo sir

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I want a baby.

 

[Mac Brown]

I want a baby.

Are you trade your current ones in for a newer model?

 

[N711oir]