Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Post nut clarity is a bytch

 

[ThaRealness]

The corniness of this motherfukker

New chick is fine so of course he has to get on his faux alpha shyt

"Nik I told you cut Wylie at 7:30 not 7:25"

I aint ever seen a man act like such a c*nt before. All the games and competition for females I don't even care about. I just can't be working with fukkin yosemite sam. Jesus christ

 

[MMA]

I’m the one who takes up 90% of the bed smh

TLR reminds me why i dissappear from here for half the year

 

[Ciggavelli]

I don’t know how we ain’t fukked yet

I told the bytch pull-up, I’m in Buckhead

 

[Turk]

At 24 I might be even more lost and confused than I was as a teen

 

[Ciggavelli]

At 24 I might be even more lost and confused than I was as a teen

It doesn’t get better

It’s time to embrace the uncertainty and learn to succeed despite it.

 

[ba'al]

Mwen pale American bih. FOH

 

[blaccbeard]

So apparently we don't swallow an average of 8 spiders per year in our sleep. It's actually closer to 2 or 3. That's still creepy and gross af though.

 

[ba'al]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I probably wouldn't have survived the 60s with that "turn the other cheek" stuff.

MLK: "Whatever they do, let's refrain from reacting violently!"

Me:

First person pour a milkshake on my head, I'll make them eat the glass it came in

 

[Trill McClay]

Wht do people find it so acceptable to use the word anal so often in the office/work environment? Always catches me off guard.

[Wrapping up meeting]

Brian: Ok team great work, please remember to send me the requested revisions and campus reports prior to Thursday. I hate to be so anal about it, but its helps me with progress monitoring.

Team: You got it Brian... it's not a problem ... etc.

Me (inside my head):

 

[ill_will82]

I’m the one who takes up 90% of the bed smh

TLR reminds me why i dissappear from here for half the year

I just post in spurts on this bytch. If I ever disappear from coli for 6 months or more I'm probably done with this shyt for good. I haven't gotten to that point yet.

 

[Blackout]

If you wanna disappear from the site then just disappear.

No need for an emotional announcement

 

[mortuus est]

If you wanna disappear from the site then just disappear.

No need to an emotional announcement

when i reack 50k daps i might make a thread, should i do it or nah?

 

[HipHopStan]

A telemarketer tried calling me this morning. As soon as I answered, I played this clip:



They hung up before the "Hello? " part, but I don't that particular number will be calling me back.