Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

Jill Scott dun brought out all the hoes on my Facebook feed

:chappellereallynow:

 

[William F. Russell]

You can tell which people don't regularly get attention in real life based on how (and how much) they post on here. You can also tell who uses this site as a source of validation that they wouldn't otherwise have offline.

 

[Dwolf]

How you going to text me after being ghosted then catch an attitude like you were doing me a favor ?

Trouble in paradise

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[mannyrs13]

@The Burger King this what your employees be doing at the job?

 

[Pazzy]

this is the most happiest go lucky rap beat i've heard.

 

[FromStLouis]

Alright, I've seen this commercial enough, who is she??

 

[Pazzy]

 

[The Burger King]

@The Burger King this what your employees be doing at the job?

I can’t see it

 

[mannyrs13]

I can’t see it

Damn breh. It was a Facebook video from this guy called kevonstage. Should look it up if you got a fb. Basically he was showing a text from some guy who was affected by the California fires and his boss texted him about still coming to work. So kev was talking about how he used to work at burger king and always had the desire to go in the cooler and pee on the patties. He was saying how if anyone had a boss like that guy, that they should pee on the patties. Better check your employees. And let them get the day off if they house on fire.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I take my time and take the process slow this time around....I don't wanna have to repeat shyt and waste my time again, although I've said this like 3 times already before. Not gonna rush into shyt again and land face first into some bullshyt once again....if they can understand that then we can go from there.

 

[hostsamurai]

Congratulations. You’re black.

No, itsi just my friends clowned me about it when I was in school.

kinda, but i can relate. My face is brown skin but my body is of a light skinned dude. Girls always comment on how light and "beautiful" my hands are. its like my head came from another person's body.

... Same, except my body is brown yet black from halfway through my neck. I guess everyone's face skin is darker than their body.

 

[Blackout]

Congratulations. You’re black.

 

[TheLostOnes]

Trouble in paradise

I was gonna ask the same thing