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KING WILL

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Took my daughter to this lil Fun Zone Spot today.

We walked in right after these 2 chicks. You could tell, they both worked out, but one had a real nice body and the other one looks like her weight goes up and down a lil bit. Im scoping these other females out, looking at some ass n shyt when I can and it was nothing, but legit pawgs in there. After being there for bout an hr n a half I roll over to the air hockey table to play, and those same two chicks are in the area playing air hockey with their sons.

Now, my daughter is only 2, but shes tall for her age. After a few mins, the not as attractive chick walks over to me like:

We were wondering who's child that was in the play area. She has very good muscle definition in her arms n shoulders. Her muscle tone is awesome, she must have some great genetics!

I was like damn Nick Saban, u bout to offer her a scholarship?

Nah, I didn't say that shyt, I was just like thank you.

But, I was thinking, damn....this chick prolly looking for a cat to break her off with a super baby, or some shyt.
 

BigMan

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I always thought I was darker skin they I am. I guess I just tan easy cuz I was fed darker as a child. I’m more brown than dark I guess
 

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:manny: I'm more love and hotep/ than love and hip hop and yet she claimed once I slid in her tight ivory walls my d*ck would perform heil h*tler:dame: sign

She dared me to shoot up the club leave evidence...... I warned her I would.... Then she wrapped her legs around my waist pulling my c*ck in deeper and wouldn't let me slide out until I released all the hostages:sas2: in the royal counsolet between her thighs.......:ohlawd:





 

ZEupTWN

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Took my daughter to this lil Fun Zone Spot today.

We walked in right after these 2 chicks. You could tell, they both worked out, but one had a real nice body and the other one looks like her weight goes up and down a lil bit. Im scoping these other females out, looking at some ass n shyt when I can and it was nothing, but legit pawgs in there. After being there for bout an hr n a half I roll over to the air hockey table to play, and those same two chicks are in the area playing air hockey with their sons.

Now, my daughter is only 2, but shes tall for her age. After a few mins, the not as attractive chick walks over to me like:

We were wondering who's child that was in the play area. She has very good muscle definition in her arms n shoulders. Her muscle tone is awesome, she must have some great genetics!

I was like damn Nick Saban, u bout to offer her a scholarship?

Nah, I didn't say that shyt, I was just like thank you.

But, I was thinking, damn....this chick prolly looking for a cat to break her off with a super baby, or some shyt.

Choosin like a muthafukka
 
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