Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

You should get down with this slime shyt
Tonight I'm bout geeked out my mind shyt
My credit good, I don't need a dime shyt
Pour Act inside that lemon lime shyt
That petty thief, need to stop tryin shyt
If you need help I got some dime bytches
I cannot stand none these lyin bytches
I need a website for some fine bytches

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Dwolf]

Just found out I need to pay $931 just for front end work on my car on top of getting the radiator hoses replaced and I don't know what that will cost me :cotdammit:.

Might be cheaper to just get a new car

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Made it home...and barely dodged the bullet for September

No fees this month

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

new month. new cap. Back to doing what we do

Spoiler

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Titties

 

[13473]

this will probably be deleted by him, but they going in on dude a mile a minute for this caption

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

new month. new cap. Back to doing what we do

Spoiler

Great quality

 

[PortCityProphet]

Man i had a dream where i was hanging with the brehs. I saw this black woman take this white gun from someone. I saw it but didnt dwell on it
Next thing i know we have to hop in this old black car and dip out cause they say the police after us. So im driving and im taking off and stopping, taking off and stopping because of the heavy traffic. Tire smoke going everywhere.
I finally catch an open lane and make a turn.
Then im in the house I grew up in and I was moving low down below all the windows. All of a sudden everything starts flashing red and blue. I move to the kitchen, crouch on the floor by the fridge. My dog (r.i.p.) runs over by the door. And boom they rush in 1st cop a big bulky white dude runs past the doorway gun pointed but doesnt see me. 2nd cop in is the lightskinned chick from earlier with the white gun. She points the gun at me and i yell dont shoot me

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

this will probably be deleted by him, but they going in on dude a mile a minute for this caption

His bytch ass changed it

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Been marathoning Fatal Attraction on youtube and these women be dumb ass hell. Be dating whole ass murders and criminals and shyt cause they want excitement in their life....

 

[ORDER_66]

Yo tell me how I'm leaving work last night my boss shows me an email saying I got an infraction because a customer wrote a complaint... I'm Ike wtf did I do?? I bet it was some uppity cac that was bored looking to get a black man fired for nothing.., message just said I was rude but doesn't specifically said what I did that was so rude me and the boss just was like cac got his package and Sunday I was happy ASF wtf is this cac on about? I didnt say anything to anyone!!! This is bullshyt I just got this job I don't want to be suspended

 

[letti cook]

 

[Neuromancer]

Last of the true ones.