Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sassy]

I bought just dance 2020 for $20

And I have all weekend to play it

 

[letti cook]

11 years old, in the backseat of a Hundai, not a care in the world

 

[Yinny]

Sheeee’ssss FIVE TWO, but I want youuuuu

My aunt told me she’s met Lloyd several times/he knows her by name, boy if this was back in the day

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Happy 30th Birthday to me. I got my phone screen fixed for free, free Starbucks, and a stranger at the gas station gave me $20 to pin to my shirt.

This year is already better than last year and I haven’t even got drunk yet.

Happy birthday with cho old ass, go head and drop some blurred nudes on your IG page to celebrate no longer being youthful and full of more responsibilities


Meanwhile don’t effect me with that 30-itis

still got 7 months

 

[The M.I.C.]

Happy birthday with cho old ass, go head and drop some blurred nudes on your IG page to celebrate no longer being youthful and full of more responsibilities


Meanwhile don’t effect me with that 30-itis

still got 7 months

Marked down

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Happy birthday with cho old ass, go head and drop some blurred nudes on your IG page to celebrate no longer being youthful and full of more responsibilities


Meanwhile don’t effect me with that 30-itis

still got 7 months

Thank you, Sir


And no worries. Your membership paperwork to Larry Holmes Estates is in the mail.

We’re expecting you.

 

[Zero]

Got that fresh cut

 

[Gully Bull]

Happy 30th Birthday to me. I got my phone screen fixed for free, free Starbucks, and a stranger at the gas station gave me $20 to pin to my shirt.

This year is already better than last year and I haven’t even got drunk yet.

a first day first ballot choice

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Happy 30th Birthday to me. I got my phone screen fixed for free, free Starbucks, and a stranger at the gas station gave me $20 to pin to my shirt.

This year is already better than last year and I haven’t even got drunk yet.

You letting nikkas put money in or on your titties?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

You letting nikkas put money in or on your titties?

He just pinned the money to my shirt, Sir.

You’re the only one I want touching my boobies.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

A chick asked to kick it on Monday and specifically said “make those ribs you good at”

So you trying to finesse ribs




Make your own ribs harlot

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

He just pinned the money to my shirt, Sir.

You’re the only one I want touching my boobies.

Unless he was pinning the money on your back he was way too close to soft and fleshy areas, on Piru he was. Was he even wearing gloves? He definitely wasn't socially distancing. I mean, there is A PANDEMIC going on right now. Like, do you even SCIENCE, sis? There are UNPRECEDENTED TIMES~!!!!!! #STAYTHEfukkHOME

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

He just pinned the money to my shirt, Sir.

You’re the only one I want touching my boobies.

Imma need y’all to record that, oil the boobs, blur out liggins face and make it at least 7 mins

 

[Kerkum]

Anyone else love when two mf’s link up and become “friends” out of hatred for you..then they fall out because their “friendship” was built on weirdo shyt

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Unless he was pinning the money on your back he was way too close to soft and fleshy areas, on Piru he was. Was he even wearing gloves? He definitely wasn't socially distancing. I mean, there is A PANDEMIC going on right now. Like, do you even SCIENCE, sis? There are UNPRECEDENTED TIMES~!!!!!! #STAYTHEfukkHOME

Social distancing takes a back seat to cold hard cash.