I always find it amusing when I find out my blood sugar is better than what my insulin pump is telling me. "Haha! I still know me better than you do, you dumb machine! "
I was watching Ice Cube's "Who The Mack?" video recently and at the end he's got a picture of George Bush labeled "President Mack" and a picture of Trump labeled "Broke Mack." I low key wonder what early 90's Cube would've told me if I went back in time and told him the Broke Mack eventually became the President Mack.
If you pocket dial me I will sit on the phone and listen from inside your pocket to make sure you ain’t talking shyt about me or just generally to be nosey. I’ll stay put for as long as it takes.
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