I’m actually pregnant....again.
I don’t even remember how to be pregnant. This is so fukking ghetto.
My attitude is about to be so nasty. I swear.
I don’t even remember how to be pregnant. This is so fukking ghetto.

My attitude is about to be so nasty. I swear.

Congratulations!! Being pregnant is like riding a bike, they say.
my teenage son has been in the shower for 30+ mins and he takes online classes....this is why our salt keeps getting low in the water filter.... I'm gonna have his dad have that awkward conversation with him.....

, I’m child and disease free.