Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[PortCityProphet]

I went to gas station that I frequent and one of the attendant’s was getting off work. No homo, but she was dragging so much ass across that gas station. Not fake ass either, straight natural. Like girl, you been hiding that dump behind the bullet proof glass all that time?!? Low key jealous, but she’s so nice to me every time.

Shoulda asked her if you could feel it

 

[Krisrunner2049]

If this Armenian breh wasn’t a good and cheap barber I’d be gone. Homeboi smokes a cigar in between each haircut, spends 5 minutes picking the perfect tv channel for him to watch, and bullshyts with his countrymen. But like I said $20 cut including tip and I’m cheap so. I understand that Atlanta bit now

 

[The M.I.C.]

Boogie Down Bronx classic

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[Rawtid]

Shoulda asked her if you could feel it

 

[Pseudonym]

My cousin asked me for help painting her bedroom in geometric shapes...

I wanted to say no, but I had already told her I would be there Sunday to give her book back....

It’s a 45 minute drive

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Had some salmon from the air air fryer seasoned with garlic powder, onion powder, Italian seasoning, and olive oil with a salad and half avocado with creamy balsamic dressing for dinner


How the hell am I getting itis from a protein dinner?



zzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[Pseudonym]

Called hubby, he on his way home. Said he stopped by 5 Guys and didn’t get me and Pseudo Jr. anything because it would’ve been cold by the time he got here







sometimes I wonder why I have his last name...I really dislike this nikka


Edit: I called him again to stop and get me something and he said I bought you a big ass salad yesterday, look in the fridge




I love him again

 

[Pseudonym]

“Oh,she just hanging around...”




This hits too close to home, shyt was cutting off my circulation, my back hitting the door was uncomfortable, WOAT device

 

[Pseudonym]

I keep changing the songs he’s listening to on the Spotify app


I’m bored, can’t y’all tell?

 

[CopiousX]

If this Armenian breh wasn’t a good and cheap barber I’d be gone. Homeboi smokes a cigar in between each haircut, spends 5 minutes picking the perfect tv channel for him to watch, and bullshyts with his countrymen. But like I said $20 cut including tip and I’m cheap so. I understand that Atlanta bit now

I don’t know about the Armenian thing




But the best barbers are always the ones that can multitask. You know the type. They can give you a crisp fade while talking to 20 people in the store, playing 2k in the store, and holding a phone convo with their BMomma all at the same time.

 

[Pseudonym]

Katy Purry styling with her new sweater

She loves it! It’s like 50 degrees here in Florida

@RhapSaDiddy