Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rawtid]

I would’ve preferred diapers

Do you have an online registry?

 

[Pseudonym]

Do you have an online registry?

Yes, I used Amazon, I have pretty much everything!!

 

[Prynce]

We off women that look like their father

 

[Rawtid]

Yes, I used Amazon, I have pretty much everything!!

Ok great!! I can gift you some diapers if you don’t mind, I believe I should be able to through the registry. I realize how weird it can get gifting to Internet folks, but the offer always stands.

 

[Rawtid]

We off women that look like their father

Better she look like her father than not have one at all growing up. Now if she looks like her dad AND he wasn’t around, abort that mission for sure.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I see my 6th grade art teacher at my job today. Hated that bytch

I hated my 6th grade (might have been 7th) art teacher too.
bytch im an artist dont tell me how to do my work it's my creative juices.
'Member one time I on her computer on my way outta class

 

[Atlrocafella]

Got a lunch date with this sexy chick I been feeling and now a pimple is trying to show up on my face

 

[Pseudonym]

We off women that look like their father

I’m my fathers twin and I’m fukking gorgeous

 

[Krisrunner2049]

What did the art teacher do to you?

She was an a$$hole that favored the Mexican students (her countrymen) and she wasn’t down to square up and squash our beef

 

[PortCityProphet]

I hate the word literally

 

[Pseudonym]

I hate the word literally

You literally hate the word literally or do you hate how much it’s used?

 

[NatiboyB]

When you're walking along the street minding your business and you hear that door lock click sound when walking past someone's raggedy ass car

I do that stuff when random white folks walk by me and I’m in the car. Just to show them how it feels.

 

[Atlrocafella]

My wife and kids is such an underrated show. Shyt is funny as fukk

 

[DaRealness]

I do that stuff when random white folks walk by me and I’m in the car. Just to show them how it feels.

Black people should start clutching their bags and walking across the street too. We're in way more danger from them than they are of us anyway.

 

[Pseudonym]

Went to pick up a new book on Nero...

Had to use the bathroom really badly and this is what I found....

do you see the m$&@erf$&@!$@ books toilet level????

The splash back

I know Mfers were taking a dump and grabbed a book


Luckily I have all of the books I would want in there already


I tried brehs, but I’m going back to Barnes and Nobles


I can’t buy pissy and shytty books from a Mom and Pops store


I bought my Obama book there


I had to take a pee next to 2 litter boxes... I had to go though... used my travel Kleenex instead of their TP