Sierra Mist
Banned
I really want to fukk the shyt out of all my female bosses. 
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Been patiently waiting on that bonus check.Finally comes in on Tuesday 
..I'm going to feel like a Millionaire that day 
..I'm going to feel like a Millionaire that day 
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
Me and my girl were heading to the bar and she gets a call from her mom, her parents have been having issues, and now I think her mom is staying at her condo (my friend lives with her bf elsewhere) and wants to move out her house. I think our night might end before it started, and now I'm sitting here alone, posting on the coli 
, waiting for her to get off the phone and come inside. I kinda want to say, we can just go home 
no way we'll have fun now
, waiting for her to get off the phone and come inside. I kinda want to say, we can just go home no way we'll have fun nowSierra Mist
Banned
She's mean as fukk but it makes me like her more. 
Me and my girl were heading to the bar and she gets a call from her mom, her parents have been having issues, and now I think her mom is staying at her condo (my friend lives with her bf elsewhere) and wants to move out her house. I think our night might end before it started, and now I'm sitting here alone, posting on the coli
You need to start going out by yourself more. You'll find it very liberating.
Sierra Mist
Banned
nikkas struggling out here. 
Bonus came in today..feeling like a million bucks
I rarely ever get embarrassed but Sunday did for ya boy...
I've been kicking it with this chick for about over a month and she's cool, different than other chicks I've been with in my past. I'm actually making an effort to get to know and spend time with her
Sunday we go to church, 9:15am service. Out and back at her place by 11am. We're just chillin, watched a movie. She made dinner and we're taking shots of goose and what not. By 3pm I'm feeling a lil tispy but whatever its nothing new I'm still good. I was going to watch the heat game while she took a nap because she works 3rd shift but I decided to lay down with her because I was a lil tired. By this time I'm almost drunk but feeling good
We ended up having sex and my dumb ass instead of going to take a piss I just pulled the rubber off and threw it on the floor and passed out. 3 hrs later I wake up wet and I'm thinking wtf am I sweating...I smell it and I pissed on myself
First thing I think of is get the fukk out and don't tell her shyt and ignore all her calls. But I remembered I had a change of clothes in my car, so I ran out there grabbed my clothes washed up and jumped back in bed like nothing happen
When she woke up I told her what happen and she laughed it off. The following morning she called me and woke me and said everything was ok and laughed again but I can't shake this embarrassing moment...haven't been over to see her since.
I've been kicking it with this chick for about over a month and she's cool, different than other chicks I've been with in my past. I'm actually making an effort to get to know and spend time with her
Sunday we go to church, 9:15am service. Out and back at her place by 11am. We're just chillin, watched a movie. She made dinner and we're taking shots of goose and what not. By 3pm I'm feeling a lil tispy but whatever its nothing new I'm still good. I was going to watch the heat game while she took a nap because she works 3rd shift but I decided to lay down with her because I was a lil tired. By this time I'm almost drunk but feeling good
We ended up having sex and my dumb ass instead of going to take a piss I just pulled the rubber off and threw it on the floor and passed out. 3 hrs later I wake up wet and I'm thinking wtf am I sweating...I smell it and I pissed on myself
First thing I think of is get the fukk out and don't tell her shyt and ignore all her calls. But I remembered I had a change of clothes in my car, so I ran out there grabbed my clothes washed up and jumped back in bed like nothing happen
When she woke up I told her what happen and she laughed it off. The following morning she called me and woke me and said everything was ok and laughed again but I can't shake this embarrassing moment...haven't been over to see her since.
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
So my credit score must be on some 
shyt right now, my bank upped my credit limit by $2000 and citi upgraded me totheir version of a "black card" ...I know I fukked my shyt up a couple years ago, but I'm 
right now
shyt right now, my bank upped my credit limit by $2000 and citi upgraded me totheir version of a "black card" ...I know I fukked my shyt up a couple years ago, but I'm right now
BrehMan
Old Avi from :hamster:
This gif never gets old
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
Drunk as fukk, postin on the coli, ayeee
fukk yall nikkas :ray:
fukk yall nikkas :ray:
So my credit score must be on some
Lemme hold somethin
more and more im disgusted by what ppl are shoveling in their mouths these days..this morning as I was making oatmeal in the work kitchen...a coworker was warming up his food in the microwave....his food of choice - jimmy dean's pancake with a sausage rolled in it on a stick...eating absolute bullshyt 
...eating absolute bullshyt 
