Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Krisrunner2049]

Had to delete my sugar baby account not even 24hrs into signing up. Thought it’d be lonely rich white bytches from Bev hills and shyt, let’s just say I realized the headquarters of that site isn’t of Harlem origins

 

[Pazzy]

cant wait to go back to sleep. Might take a quick catnap. This tolerance break is actually cool.




This makes me want to play cam'ron record. Lol.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Judyann Elder

Gina's mom / The 2nd Harriet Winslow

Was sexy as fukk when she was young

 

[Pazzy]

 

[Pazzy]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I had a dream about bacon.

Nothing else. Just bacon. There were no people, no voices. Just bacon.

Under cooked bacon. Over cooked bacon. Perfectly cooked bacon (which my dream seemed to be fond of because it lingered a bit longer).

Bacon is cool but I’m not definitely not a bacon fanatic. I don’t know where or why the hell I would dream of it.

My unconscious mind never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Ol’Otis]

When the Chi was murking that shyt

They’re still doing it






Allegedly






Fred.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My calipers are fukked….and the rotors and the brake pads

They can save the caliper, but the rotor and pads gotta go


840 dollars

 

[blockburna420]

They still got nice things over at

 

[Ol’Otis]

@The M.I.C. @Tenchi® Ryu™

 

[The M.I.C.]

@The M.I.C. @Tenchi® Ryu™

Been an assistant pastor at Mt Zion Missionary Baptist Church since he was two months old, drives a Power Wheels replica of a 1992 Cadillac Deville and carries an emergency set of peppermints and Werthers Originals in his pocket.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Working out is such a mentally boosting activity


as handsome as i am normally


At the gyn sweating i be looking like a Gawd Model Demon

My chocolate skin glistening
Sweat dripping from my beard


I really should be smashing other hoes


They need it

 

[The M.I.C.]

My calipers are fukked….and the rotors and the brake pads

They can save the caliper, but the rotor and pads gotta go


840 dollars

That much for fukking rotors and pads? What the hell? They fleecing you.

That’s a pretty easy job to do by yourself tbh.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

That much for fukking rotors and pads? What the hell? They fleecing you.

That’s a pretty easy job to do by yourself tbh.

Nah the calipers is what was fukked up and those wound up wearing the hell out the brake pads and rotors in the process

I waited too late to take care of this shyt, when I heard actual metal on metal grinding, not the usual squeak

 

[Ol’Otis]

Werthers Originals in his pocket