Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[N711oir]

I bet not Neva hear nothing about Seattle rain

I've been to emerald city and it ain't got nothing on Miami rain

this is non stop biblical proportions

Even those evil creetons only got 40 days 40 nights

Miami rain don't stop

 

[N711oir]

it's a swamp run by bunch of illegals who pretend to no speaka inglese

 

[N711oir]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I put my foot in this spaghetti.

 

[The M.I.C.]

I put my foot in this spaghetti.

Where’s my plate?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Where’s my plate?

Run me my Surf and Turf and I’ll tell you where it is.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Run me my Surf and Turf and I’ll tell you where it is.

Damn your long term memory


Let’s start the clock over..you hook me up with a plate of that foot in spaghetti and I’ll look out for you on that surf and turf… eventually

 

[BaviKingVA]

can any south african brehs tell me what the hell is going on down there??

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I just don’t know what Will did to deserve the level of disrespect from this woman



He just be on Instagram making funny clips, he don’t be hurting nobody

 

[Krisrunner2049]

My name is earl on Hulu. Forgot about how fine Catalina was

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Damn your long term memory


Let’s start the clock over..you hook me up with a plate of that foot in spaghetti and I’ll look out for you on that surf and turf… eventually

Oh no, Sir!

You won’t keep me on the hook another 5 years!

Ain’t no “eventually”. I read the fine print now.

 

[Dwolf]

I put my foot in this spaghetti.

With meatballs? (pause)

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

With meatballs? (pause)

Nah. I put Italian Sausages in it instead.

 

[Pazzy]

Forgive me for saying but i fukking hate people because when i see other people or am around other people, they remind me of how fukked i am or how far behind i am with a lot. It also doesnt help that folks try to make me feel like im weird as well or whatever. Now i know why i smoke weed all the time. Tired of feeling emotionally swamped and bottling it up with no way to release it or tell anybody how i feel. I cant even express it. Its a HORRIBLE feeling that i wish on no one. fukking brain, man. Im used to feeling this emotional rollercoaster for real and its always been like this. Walked the woods and my legs kind of feeling it. Usually when i get like this, i have to go to sleep or lay or sit somewhere. When im walking the woods or doing shyt by myself, its a fukk you to the world that outcasted me on some different shyt. fukk it, ill be that. I actually want to go to toronto again on some solo road trip shyt in this year maybe.

And fukk YOU if you dont get it. Im tired of everybody always having a fukking opinion about me. I wish i could punch one of these neurotypical people in the face just for living.

 

[Dwolf]

Nah. I put Italian Sausages in it instead.

Oh.... nvm then