Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Hijo de luna]

Just watched Chris Rock's 'Good Hair' on prime. I got even more respect for him now. The women attacking him are the same loud minority that attacked Kendrick Lamar for essentially saying he preferred natural bodies.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

A bytch that I’m not fukking brought her sister over. Shorty been trying to give me that p*ssy but hell naw. She cool as hell but like I said, hell haw.
But her sister

And I seen her sister before and was like damn, I wanna fukk this bytch but I know her through shorty that be all on me…and it’s her sister. But that bytch gon bring the sister over like that bytch ain’t bad. And the bytch talking bout gimme a hug and them titties pressing all up against a real nikka chest. You gon have to let a nikka strike. On God.

Bout to tell my nikka that I know them through to deliver the message. I got some business with the other shorty I’m not trying to mess up. I gotta be real strategical with it. I know she won’t like me trying to fukk her sister. But it’s real nikka shyt going on round here and I have to live my life

 

[Mac Brown]

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

But you wiser, wittier, and more powerful

 

[DrexlersFade]

I hate not being to go to sleep and my eyes are tired as fukk I'm starting to get a headache .

 

[The M.I.C.]

@DrBanneker

Remember what I said in the past months about us going forward into this summer.

 

[FishNGrits]

Bout to start going to church to find a broad in my age range without depression.


These girls be sleeping for 14 hours feels like I’m dating a rock

 

[Black Hans]

In retrospect, Dre Day = Day

With my nuts on ya tonsils

Luke's bending over, so Luke's getting fukked

 

[Black Hans]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

TaskRabbit dude is here to mount my tv

 

[Unknown Poster]

Im in a good place in life...finally!

Bout to do a Dj gig in NyC on May 3rd!

God is good!

 

[ORDER_66]

Damn just got off the phone with this logistics company the pay is incredible doing these shipments could be making over $1000 per WEEK!!! way more than my Amazon job. Now I gotta get this cargo van ready

 

[Sterling Archer]

TaskRabbit dude is here to mount my tv

I rearrange my place too much to mount. I dunno how yall do it.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Chinese troops in Serbia.

 

[ORDER_66]

Chinese troops in Serbia.

Why?!?