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Boujee Bonita Braxton

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My son’s friend was supposed to come over and hang out with him. He cleaned up his room and was super excited.

The boy never showed up.

At this point I want to fight his mama because ONE of y’all could have called my baby and told him. He doesn’t seem upset but it’s the principle.

Don’t stand my child up.
 

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Another 40 hours of micro management and team lead bossing me around

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How many drinks it gon take you to leave with meeeee
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Girl, you look good, and I got money but i don't wanna waste my time
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Sounds kinda rapey alie?:dame:
 

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Top 5 trending topics on The Coli right now are so cliched they sound like they were created in that Coli Threat Title Generator:


"Can we call this ultimate PAWGing?"

"Pete Davidson gets Kanye West’s kids tatted on his neck."

"6ix9ine sounding racist."

"Charlamagne is Asked if He Hates Black Women"

"Why you should never wife up a thick woman"
 
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