Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

My neighbors are singing karaoke.

shyt sounds terrible

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[March Madness]

i've never seen a Game Boy Color that wasn't Turquoise.

 

[Amo Husserl]

 

[DaRealness]

nothing worse than when you send an angry email to a company chasing a late order only for the shyt to arrive five minutes after you press send

 

[Zero]

"Sortation delay"

Really, UPS?

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

 

[letti cook]

boss been coughing up a lung for 4 hours talkin bout she fine

then got the nerve to bring in food and offer it to the office

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

Can it all be so simple

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

My family's....in Florida? And I'm in....New York?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I was at Lowe’s today, and some woman comes up to me:

: Creepy!

Me:

She introduced herself, and I still had no idea who she was.

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[ABlackMan]

check on ya people y’all. Really found out just how alone I am today

 

[Fresh]

if you want something done right do it yourself

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]