Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Fellatio]

Nothing blocks low frequency noise

 

[James Carter]

She’s probably a girl you used to know. I can see her beauty with both eyes closed, but you didn’t notice she fell in love with what she noticed...

 

[TreyAce]

i hate my job brehs everyday its the same shyt for 8 hours
i'm slowly dying inside whenever i come in

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Yo hanging out with unhappily married friends and single broke ones is

kicked it with my cousins at the Essence Fest-
*one is married to a doctor and she is a real bytch-- so this nikka is always over-active when he is away from her
- this nikka over-rates every female and hypes up hoes and shyt
shyt is embarrassing


my other cousin is broke as fukk- the nikka lives in New York and came down for the Essence I ended up paying for this bum ass nikka
-how the fukk you trying to vacation with no money-- I had to pay to get this nikka in the club, pay for his parking and other random shyt

 

[BillBanneker]

Yo hanging out with unhappily married friends and single broke ones is

kicked it with my cousins at the Essence Fest-
*one is married to a doctor and she is a real bytch-- so this nikka is always over-active when he is away from her
- this nikka over-rates every female and hypes up hoes and shyt
shyt is embarrassing


my other cousin is broke as fukk- the nikka lives in New York and came down for the Essence I ended up paying for this bum ass nikka
-how the fukk you trying to vacation with no money-- I had to pay to get this nikka in the club, pay for his parking and other random shyt

"ole you should buy a bottle, so we can turn up" azz negro

I should've gotten into the parking game. The prices they be charging.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

"ole you should buy a bottle, so we can turn up" azz negro

I should've gotten into the parking game. The prices they be charging.

brah i had to pay $34 daily to park at my hotel

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Goin back to Chicago this weekend for the Taste

And my homie is gonna be there as well, should be a fun weekend.

 

[Panther]

Apparently i give off the vibe that im "innocent"

 

[Malta]

If I were a boxer, I'd enter the ring to Radiohead's codex and a sad face like to make my opponent think something was wrong with me.

 

[UserNameless]

Trying to figure out why all the Ford Explorers and Mercury SUV's from the late 90s, early 2000s SQUEAK loudly all the time while driving...like the damn suspension bout to collapse at any minute...

 

[malc]

one of my better childhood friends for about 3-4 years (no longer associated with him in anyway for like 3 years) got arrested today.. and arguably my best friend along with a close acquaintance got arrested this weekend.

thank god the chances of me being around any of my current friends & acquaintances beyond like two homies & a few females will be slim to none once i start college in the fall.

gonna be in chicago living life

 

[Reckless]

Goin back to Chicago this weekend for the Taste

And my homie is gonna be there as well, should be a fun weekend.

isnt that typically over the 4th? Or they changed it?

 

[PrnzHakeem]

isnt that typically over the 4th? Or they changed it?

I dont think it is. I would hope not, Chicago too damn crowded to combine both.

I got a 4 hour megabus ride ahead of me to get to Chicago. Better than driving though.

 

[The ADD]

Women

 

[Reckless]

I dont think it is. I would hope not, Chicago too damn crowded to combine both.

I got a 4 hour megabus ride ahead of me to get to Chicago. Better than driving though.

ahh ok...and thats not a bad ride. I used to do the NYC to Boston one all the time

In Houston for the first time...some of these women are