Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Illuminatos]

These amber alerts scare the shyt outta me.

 

[triplehate]

Chick i used to fukk with a few months ago text me last night


"my a/c is out "



My Reply: Thats unfortunate


Her reply: fukk you too then

 

[86\*/98]

Yesterday I found out my great grandmother was first cousins with Jackie Robinson. I'm gonna check out 42 now.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Had this dream I was back in bschool and me and some friends got super fukked up off four loko, I went and got the dumbest, ugliest tat on my wrist and woke up panicked that I fukked my body up, it was just a dream tho

But this made me miss a couple of fukkED up nights involving four loko, that shyt was a beast, happy I got to experience the real formulation.

 

[Panther]

I was close to being terminated today, these cacs got a target on my back

 

[Soundbwoy]

Chick i used to fukk with a few months ago text me last night


"my a/c is out "



My Reply: Thats unfortunate


Her reply: fukk you too then

 

[Soundbwoy]

so tired i wish I could pull a Costanza and sleep under my desk

 

[Rawtid]

I was close to being terminated today, these cacs got a target on my back

What happened?

 

[86\*/98]

Every time something gets stuck in my teeth and I have to tongue at it for half and hour, I always get revenge.

After it's fished out, I mash it as hard as I can between my index finger and thumb and then I'll chop it up with my front teeth as much as I can, then I spit it on the ground.

 

[TreyAce]

just got my move in date for my first solo apartment ever

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

a nikka only been back in America a lil over a month and already having issues with women



but gawd bless Match.com

im eating real good off that hoe

 

[Atlrocafella]

Wall Street had a real good 2nd Quarter, but I bet as soon as it's time to talk about raises, management will be on some "the market is still volatile right, so we cannot guarantee any raises or bonuses"

 

[R.O. Double]

Pimp hand scrong and cold.

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

You knew you was gonna ride with the top down before I picked you up
You should've fixed your hair appropriately

 

[Atlrocafella]

That Mario ft. Nicki Minaj track is flames!!