Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[colicolicoli]

If You’re On Instagram And All You Do Is Post To Your Stories, You’re A Fukking Weirdo I’m Sorry.

I Get It That MOST Stuff Is Not Important Enough To Dedicate A Post To, I Get It, But You Can Tell Some People Post Like They’re Trying To Leave No Trace Of Evidence That They Can Be Called Out For Later Cause It Disappeared

/Rant

 

[Luke Cage]

yall ever notice anytime somebody meets a celebrity in real life, the story is either they really cool or they are jerks?

Never anything else. Never like some i met Beyonce and she seemed depressed, or i met Lebron and he came off as very nervous or anything else besides kindness or meanness.

like for example i met the actor from star wars once some years ago, the dude who played chewbacca. Peter Meyhew and i lowkey felt sorry for him, dude was clearly not in the best of health. he could be barely walk even with his cane. still had a bunch of people hounding him for autographs and photos when he clearly wanted to go somewhere and sit down.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Brian McKnight is a true gemini. He's trolling his kids because he loves them. If he didn't love them he wouldn't be putting in this much effort being facetious. The bad twin is running the show for now but after a while the good twin is going to be kicking his ass. It'll balance out

 

[peppe]

A lot of times it be like that

 

[Brandsdale]

Why is adopting pets so fukkin difficult?

I get that cats need a healthy home but gawtdamn, I might as well adopt a fukkin kid

 

[Brandsdale]

Brian McKnight is a true gemini. He's trolling his kids because he loves them. If he didn't love them he wouldn't be putting in this much effort being facetious. The bad twin is running the show for now but after a while the good twin is going to be kicking his ass. It'll balance out

My dad actually does this


I’m light skin and the nikka been calling me “big yellow” my whole life

 

[Turbulent]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@Ol’Otis @TheLostOnes

Spoiler

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Gets multiple "rose" flirts on Hinge...

They all duds...

 

[TheLostOnes]

Brian McKnight is a true gemini. He's trolling his kids because he loves them. If he didn't love them he wouldn't be putting in this much effort being facetious. The bad twin is running the show for now but after a while the good twin is going to be kicking his ass. It'll balance out

That nikka ain't shyt




Fred McKnight

 

[Brandsdale]

Why is adopting pets so fukkin difficult?

I get that cats need a healthy home but gawtdamn, I might as well adopt a fukkin kid

i shall and will have my feline friend

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Fred McKnight

Now Brian gonna adopt Fred and say he's better than his other sons

 

[Timbs]

Brian McKnight is a true gemini. He's trolling his kids because he loves them. If he didn't love them he wouldn't be putting in this much effort being facetious. The bad twin is running the show for now but after a while the good twin is going to be kicking his ass. It'll balance out

As a Gemini myself I can't imagine letting my bad side take control for this amount of time. Then again I'm young and don't have kids. It does make a little more sense how his crazy ass recorded the YouPorn Anthem with his sons then ghosted them. He probably still embarrassed

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

As a Gemini myself I can't imagine letting my bad side take control for this amount of time. Then again I'm young and don't have kids. It does make a little more sense how his crazy ass recorded the YouPorn Anthem with his sons then ghosted them. He probably still embarrassed

Mariah Carey has said Brian has always been a troll. He is now a troll who's in his feelings. A bad combination

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]