Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Peter Popoff]

Happy Friyay nıggas!!!!

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Last night I dreamt about two of my friends, Rihanna, renovating a mansion, wizards vs warlocks (had to google the difference this morning)

 

[Yinny]

We don’t follow each other but I just randomly stumbled upon a comment my stepbrother tweeted in a thread, lol

 

[HipHopStan]

When thanking everyone who wished me a happy birthday yesterday, I jokingly ended my little write up by saying, "And to everyone who forgot: You're dead to me. (Haha! I'm just kidding. Maybe.) Today, I wake up to three serious replies trying to make me feel like an a$$hole. I hate this time in history because you can't even make a halfhearted passive aggressive joke nowadays.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Janelle Monae's titties starting a whole gender war on Twitter.

God dammit I hate humanity. When is Elon going to kill this site?

 

[colicolicoli]

I’ve told two different people happy birthday today and it wasn’t there birthday, lmao


Kinda wanna snag these cheap Janet Jackson tickets for my mom for Mother’s Day but I can’t remember if she even likes Janet

 

[Premeditated]

these Jamie Foxx updates really have me down. smh.

what is going on?

 

[letti cook]

in my line of work, I help people with their research projects

been a lot of requests from young black scholars lately

the thank u emails got a me all and whatnot

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

When thanking everyone who wished me a happy birthday yesterday, I jokingly ended my little write up by saying, "And to everyone who forgot: You're dead to me. (Haha! I'm just kidding. Maybe.) Today, I wake up to three serious replies trying to make me feel like an a$$hole. I hate this time in history because you can't even make a halfhearted passive aggressive joke nowadays.

A mafukka attention whore for sympathy birthday wishes then admits to passively aggressively being mad at those that did not.
And now crying like a bytch at the response

I swear society so much more bytch made and lame due to social media!


Real loser shyt.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

The year I graduated 8th grade

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Said it so nonchalantly

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

why do old people refuse to text. like bro, why the fukk are you calling me and leaving voicemails for stupid shyt that could be a text. then you text them an answer and their dumbasses will call you to reply. fukking stop it

 

[colicolicoli]

My two sisters are at war with each other and it’s escalated into a whole court case.

And I swear it’s like both of them are trying to get me to say something against the other so they can use it in court. It’s annoying af.

 

[Brandsdale]

Weather got warm and these young tings wearing anything to show some skin

bare tings out in lulu lemons

 

[Brandsdale]

breakfast sandwiches have a fairly low bar and somehow, McDonalds is the only one that can get it right