Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I was watching an Eric Mays mega mix on YouTube earlier. When we got in the car, it started playing on Bluetooth. We were;

 

[Gully Bull]

I wanna move back to LA
fukking hate Bakersfield

LA a no fly zone for you cuz

 

[Ol’Otis]

LA a no fly zone for you cuz

Naw I talked to Big Cuzz he said I’m good

 

[Atlrocafella]

Received a $100 settlement check from Yahoo that I forgot I applied for under those lawsuit settlement websites , a nice surprise.

 

[PharaohAtem]

I got jury duty next week. Anyone got good advice on how to not get picked to be on the jury?

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

We snuck the kitten into the hotel.



It wasn’t difficult at all. I have a soft carrier that looks like a duffle bag, and I put a litter box I bought at PetSmart, the lightweight litter, and some toys in a black trash bag. The water bowl, treats, and food were in a shopping bag, and I rolled everything in on a luggage cart.



We just got her Saturday, and my other cats don’t fukk with her at all.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Broke up with my girl after six years

 

[CopiousX]

I just realized poptarts are just fancy biscuits with jelly

 

[CopiousX]

We snuck the kitten into the hotel.



It wasn’t difficult at all. I have a soft carrier that looks like a duffle bag, and I put a litter box I bought at PetSmart, the lightweight litter, and some toys in a black trash bag. The water bowl, treats, and food were in a shopping bag, and I rolled everything in on a luggage cart.



We just got her Saturday, and my other cats don’t fukk with her at all.

Im sure @Rhapture is calling Hilton corporate headquarters to snitch on you as we speak

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Im sure @Rhapture is calling Hilton corporate headquarters to snitch on you as we speak

He could never sneak a barking ass dog in a hotel room.

 

[Amo Husserl]

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I really don't have any coworkers to shoot the shyt with. I just be on here all day laughing to myself.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I smashed 3 chicks that volunteer at the North Texas Food Bank.

All 3 invited me to come with them there!

I actually wanted to before even meeting them.

Now I can't cause of this!

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I have a sudden craving for Lemon Heads.

 

[Yinny]

My son practices his kicks every night, they’re starting to hurt!