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Xerces

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I understand in life that we all fib or stretch and bend some truth, but to completely tell the most unbelievable :duck: and be dead serious about it is another thing.

Ran into an old high school classmate we weren't cool or anything I don't know his name and he doesn't know mine. Dude stops coming out of movie stop and proceeds to jabber my ear off.

List of duck tales told in the story

1) he was a producer and he's been sending beats to Jay-z
2) he was about to open up a resturaunt downtown
3) him and some "associates" tried to pay 12 million dollars to an Air Force general to build a six flags
4) was going to put a bid in to save a local basketball gym from being turned into a church

All while dipping in and out of the convo while the Verizon dealer came out to tell him his card for his pre paid phone isn't working and then him and his brother leave in an early 90's station wagon
 

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I understand in life that we all fib or stretch and bend some truth, but to completely tell the most unbelievable :duck: and be dead serious about it is another thing.

Ran into an old high school classmate we weren't cool or anything I don't know his name and he doesn't know mine. Dude stops coming out of movie stop and proceeds to jabber my ear off.

List of duck tales told in the story

1) he was a producer and he's been sending beats to Jay-z
2) he was about to open up a resturaunt downtown
3) him and some "associates" tried to pay 12 million dollars to an Air Force general to build a six flags
4) was going to put a bid in to save a local basketball gym from being turned into a church

All while dipping in and out of the convo while the Verizon dealer came out to tell him his card for his pre paid phone isn't working and then him and his brother leave in an early 90's station wagon

:laff:
 

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I just realized I haven't had a pop tart in half a decade. I'm also addicted to applesauce.

The day is soon approaching where goons, who don't know how to do anything but move in the streets and behind bars, will be the new lame. It seems as though every non hood/ratchet chick that used to deal with that type, has swept them under the carpet and will shyt on them quickly nowadays.
 

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Absolut tastes like absolute shyt, can't believe this used to be one of my go-to vodkas. Ciroc smashed the game and ketel one and stoli are my plain staples, effen is good also. But wtf happened to absolut, I can't even finish a drink made with it.
 

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Absolut tastes like absolute shyt, can't believe this used to be one of my go-to vodkas. Ciroc smashed the game and ketel one and stoli are my plain staples, effen is good also. But wtf happened to absolut, I can't even finish a drink made with it.
Your taste has refined.
 

Carter G. Hoodson

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Received the most surprising call from my older brother this morning. We haven't been on good terms with each other for years. For reasons I honestly until this day do not have one clue. He asked me "how was I doing" "how my children doing"...this is the same guy that haven't called me to say congrats on neither of my kids, happy birthday in 7 yrs, didn't congratulate me on graduating from college or go, basically treated me and my little brother like we don't exist. My older sister as well. We talked for awhile. After all these years he finally apologize and want me, my lil bro, our parents and my kids to come to Long Island for labor day weekend. That made my year so far.
 
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