Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

lehgo!

 

[AquaCityBoy]

This is one of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life.

Everything about this song is : the nonsense lyrics, the lazy hook, the mid-2000s Casio spaceship beat, Playboi Carti's verse being in goddamn Simlish. I'm shocked that a major label artist would make a song this fukking bad. This is the type of shyt a TikTok influencer would make because they found some D-list producer and thought they could make a hit song even though the had no talent.

I'm either getting old AF or I'm missing something tongue-in-cheek about this song. Is this supposed to be a parody? Did the label force her to go in this direction and she made this song as a subtle way of saying, "fukk you" to them? I don't get it.

 

[Pseudonym]

Soooo….I think I saw every woman’s breast meats on Game of Thrones, it’s like soft porn for nerds

 

[ORDER_66]

Man...Another day at the office... i need to hit the lottery or something...

 

[Pseudonym]

I finally got a fish scaler
No more knives for me

 

[Panther]

you want to blame everyone else for your outcome but you

you're broke because you're lazy and you dont take anything serious

 

[Amo Husserl]

 

[agpxknt]

Well that went well, not really
plan plan plan

 

[Actually6Foot3]

Man...Another day at the office... i need to hit the lottery or something...

I really hate my job but it pays six figs. There is NO WAY I can do this for another 3+ decades though. I gotta figure something out

 

[blockburna420]

 

[agpxknt]

We(I) Don't Trust You(nobody)
Pick A Side

 

[Pseudonym]

I can’t enjoy a show/ movie without captions

I thought it was a preference but I really can’t

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Stupid sh*t kids do

 

[Striving For Greatness]

Lady on Snapchat said she’s out in the sun getting some vitamin e

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’m drinking and socializing for the first time in months, and I keep forgetting why I don’t like drinking anymore. I KEEP running to the bathroom to pee. I hate this. But it’s my in-laws, and the gummie wore off, and I only have two left, and I need those to go to sleep tonight.

I can’t wait for these people to get out my house. However, my sister in law’s new boyfriend seems like a decent guy. Please let this woman get married, so I’m not the only around at family gatherings other than her brother, who is back with the ratchet girl who threw a rock through his window. I still can’t believe he got rid the one we liked, but physically

I GET IT



But the good one was fine too. I bet she didn’t have good box, or she left again.