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Wife been brewing over finding my saved porn urls in my phone for months. Now she wants to ask me why I like beating my joint to other women:mjlol:


Mind you I rearrange her guts regularly. So what’s the problem:mjgrin:
 

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Wife been brewing over finding my saved porn urls in my phone for months. Now she wants to ask me why I like beating my joint to other women:mjlol:


Mind you I rearrange her guts regularly. So what’s the problem:mjgrin:

You done fukked up women are very jealous even if it's porn...:mjlol: my ex was very insecure at the thought of white women talking to me for some strange reason. :dead: I was like :childplease:
 

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You done fukked up women are very jealous even if it's porn...:mjlol: my ex was very insecure at the thought of white women talking to me for some strange reason. :dead: I was like :childplease:
Dam just the thought lol. She must’ve thought they were like sirens.

I told my lady I ain’t stopping. Matter of fact I joked to her about beating off in the living room with my lab top hooked to the tv. I’m about to do it for real and see what happens.

I already gave up outside pumpum, I’ll be damned if I can’t beat my meat to chics I’ll never meet.
 

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Dam just the thought lol. She must’ve thought they were like sirens.

I told my lady I ain’t stopping. Matter of fact I joked to her about beating off in the living room with my lab top hooked to the tv. I’m about to do it for real and see what happens.

I already gave up outside pumpum, I’ll be damned if I can’t beat my meat to chics I’ll never meet.

I kept my porn a secret :mjlol: i didnt want her to get irate about it...
 

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I kept my porn a secret :mjlol: i didnt want her to get irate about it...
My shyt wasn’t on display. It’s in my reminders list, checked off so you cant notice it; unless you check all.

Dam apple really needs to allow encryption on all applications :pacspit:
 

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man I thought Fast and Furious 11 was this year....:beli: this summer sucks man...Tubi dropped damned near the whole saga 1-6 online last night...:wow:
 

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This mother fukking barber been pushing my hairline back.

Last time I went, he wasn't there so had to get another guy and dude was like, "Tell him to stop cutting so deep"

Didn't really see what he was talking about but now I see that there is probably a quarter inch of hair growth beyond my "hairline" :why:

This dude boutta get micro managed next time I see him. fukk his feelings :pacspit:
 

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I saw a big ass spider in my room and I didn’t kill it in enough time. Now I don’t know where it is :sadcam:
 

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Remember when Blac Chyna starred in Future’s Rich Sex video and got his (rap) name tatted on her hand just for him to tweet “I’m single”?

I do ☺️
 
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