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Yinny
Sweet and Sour Patch Mom
Spent the week with him at home from hand foot and mouth nursing him and presenting him on calls cause he’s literally climbing into my lap while whining and handing me his milk and snacks, he loves the camera 
My mom got one more time to just say what she’s thinking before I tell her about herself.
When I told her he caught HFM she goes “that sounds fukking disgusting” knowing my son is right here. I hold my tongue in general around him and even then, why would you use that language refer to that to a damn baby? This isn’t the first time she’s gone out of her way to refer to something with him overly rude right in front of his face (FaceTime) so clearly she forgot about my mouth. Tuh.
To boot, she gets wild sensitive and offended even when she be sending shots all day.
A lesser example I occasionally send her pics they send from daycare and she goes “I like his outfit-you always did dress boys better than you dress girls.” I played dumb but basically she telling me I can’t dress, because I certainly don’t dress any other kids/havent.
So I made sure to ask her when she sent me another selfie of her in a terrible outfit “You went outside like that? You look a mess”
My mom got one more time to just say what she’s thinking before I tell her about herself.
When I told her he caught HFM she goes “that sounds fukking disgusting” knowing my son is right here. I hold my tongue in general around him and even then, why would you use that language refer to that to a damn baby? This isn’t the first time she’s gone out of her way to refer to something with him overly rude right in front of his face (FaceTime) so clearly she forgot about my mouth. Tuh.
To boot, she gets wild sensitive and offended even when she be sending shots all day.
A lesser example I occasionally send her pics they send from daycare and she goes “I like his outfit-you always did dress boys better than you dress girls.” I played dumb but basically she telling me I can’t dress, because I certainly don’t dress any other kids/havent.
So I made sure to ask her when she sent me another selfie of her in a terrible outfit “You went outside like that? You look a mess”
Brandsdale
Big Yella
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The BasedFather
Task Force
Chick I went to school with and used to be best friends with has an OnlyFans now 
Meanwhile she has two sons, sells dope and is in a 3 way relationship. I feel sorry for her boys.
Meanwhile she has two sons, sells dope and is in a 3 way relationship. I feel sorry for her boys.
Brandsdale
Big Yella
OuchChick I went to school with and used to be best friends with has an OnlyFans now
Meanwhile she has two sons, sells dope and is in a 3 way relationship. I feel sorry for her boys.
Striving For Greatness
Get Certs or Die Tryin
I hit harder than Terrance Crawford 
Yinny
Sweet and Sour Patch Mom
Lmao, reading comments about how a person should respond to dry or wet begging and whatnot has me thinking aloud:
Broke people need to just stop fukking “dating.” Both women and men. They got the most to say about what their preferred gender (really heteros being upsetero) about what each other brings to the table or is or ain’t offering. Shut the fukk up already it’s probably one of the major completely optional activities you do not have to fukking do. If it’s not something that sparks joy, leave it alone, you clearly have bigger priorities and problems at hand anyway. Like it seems you got all the time in the world to be “dating” and complaining about it, must be nice
Despite being a lifelong hater of bills and bullshyt I’m not broke, but dating is like literally under, out of my radar at this moment and for the foreseeable future. I came I saw I read I’m out.
Broke people need to just stop fukking “dating.” Both women and men. They got the most to say about what their preferred gender (really heteros being upsetero) about what each other brings to the table or is or ain’t offering. Shut the fukk up already it’s probably one of the major completely optional activities you do not have to fukking do. If it’s not something that sparks joy, leave it alone, you clearly have bigger priorities and problems at hand anyway. Like it seems you got all the time in the world to be “dating” and complaining about it, must be nice
Despite being a lifelong hater of bills and bullshyt I’m not broke, but dating is like literally under, out of my radar at this moment and for the foreseeable future. I came I saw I read I’m out.
Yinny
Sweet and Sour Patch Mom
So it’s finally “over,” as in they eloped some time back, had my nephew, and are now in year 3 of not-finalized divorce/shared custody beef/moving shenanigans. I didn’t mention the time we (her wife) fist fought outside the police station after bailing my sister out out of jail for selling coke, also three years ago. Life gon life.My sister's ex is tweaking right now- they were gonna get married next month but my sis broke up with her last week (a ridiculous amount of 19-year old foolishness), she is getting very desperate. I stay out of my sister's decisions but this childish ass girl has been calling me and is apparently trying to get her mom to intervene. I've had my share of nutso and obsession but this is just, no.
All told, people get on my fukking nerves and be acting like they want the rare but mean ass side of me. Much of my family look at me like I’m some moneybag/nothing worth saving for and it shows in how they expect me to show up for them but don’t for me. I don’t ask them for shyt, and they p*ssyfoot about plans they make or create to participate in x or y all to back out at the “last minute.” I basically force the truth by “hey it’s okay if you can’t come just let me know so I don’t, you know, make plans or spend money if you’re gonna flake thx”
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Yinny
Sweet and Sour Patch Mom
I ordered his class party trinkets, mini water color canvas and easels I’m tired of him bringing home bullshyt bubbles from school bday parties, y’all can’t think of anything else? shyt a little coke vial for the parents? Something damn
$25 for 18, for 12-13 kids lest I give off any money having airs
$25 for 18, for 12-13 kids lest I give off any money having airs
Yinny
Sweet and Sour Patch Mom
My best friend and I had our babies a week apart (hers is number 9) and we were laughing over how mean our toddlers are 
He is sweet as pie to actual strangers, dogs but be balling his fist up at me, slamming closet doors and shyt, threatening to bite
He is sweet as pie to actual strangers, dogs but be balling his fist up at me, slamming closet doors and shyt, threatening to bite
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Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
Like hell
Peter Popoff
PROTECT YA NECK!! ❤️🖤💚 🙏🏽
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